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  1. #61
    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    My beloved Goat adores me for my sparkling personality and rapist's wit.
    You got it mixed up, what you described is me, he likes the fat chicks.

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    ~Is Your Father~ Mr. Potato Head's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I have a dildo-maker with your name on it, Spud.
    I'm gonna be inside you!
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
    Quote Originally Posted by Snotty View Post
    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Leave me alone!
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    There once was a broad
    who I fucked on Cape Cod

  4. #64
    Slippy's Humble Love Pump
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Don't fret my darling love-pump...........I will still allow her to grace our bed.
    Luvvy Bear!
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    My beloved Goat adores me for my sparkling personality and rapist's wit.
    Lovepump!
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    King of Myrtle Beach FranciscoTheMan's Avatar
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    "In nonsense is strength."

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    Maverick
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    Whoa.

    Name?
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    Maverick
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    I would make her my girlfriend, the thick legs aren`t a dealbreaker

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