I was at a restaurant earlier, and I asked the waitress for the bill. She said, "OK, I will bring you the damage." I said "Bitch, I will show you some damage when I bend you over this table."
I think she reported me to the manager.
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03-02-2013, 09:05 PM #1"is just really nice?"
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Post funny things you said today in this thread....
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03-02-2013, 09:09 PM #2Piece of Shit
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I called in sick to twerk today
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03-02-2013, 09:10 PM #3DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Satori Brah
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03-02-2013, 09:11 PM #4Piece of Shit
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yothat's getting old Originally Posted by Tha Kid
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03-02-2013, 09:12 PM #5DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Satori Brah
that's getting old yo
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03-02-2013, 09:11 PM #6"is just really nice?"
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Not comedic, bro. Originally Posted by Satori Brah
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03-02-2013, 09:12 PM #7DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger
Not comedic, bro.
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yours was pure douche chills Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger
Not comedic, bro. sorry brah
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Originally Posted by Satori Brah
yours was pure douche chills sorry brah yo
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03-02-2013, 09:17 PM #10Piece of Shit
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here yo Originally Posted by Tha Kid
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03-02-2013, 09:16 PM #11"is just really nice?"
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i know, sometimes comedy involves the absurd. Originally Posted by Satori Brah
yours was pure douche chills sorry brah
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Originally Posted by Smell Muhfinger
I was at a restaurant earlier, and I asked the waitress for the bill. She said, "OK, I will bring you the damage." I said "Bitch, I will show you some damage when I bend you over this table."
I think she reported me to the manager. yo
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03-02-2013, 09:11 PM #13Tha Pain
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I dont have AIDS...
She said you're like a disease without any cure...
She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
Ah, you think you're so pretty...
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Originally Posted by Stevie
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03-02-2013, 09:22 PM #15marijuana en papillote
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Originally Posted by Tha Kid
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03-02-2013, 09:22 PM #17Jimmy crack corn...
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I had no funnies today.
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I told Billy that he is so unattractive that he lives his life vicariously through me.
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03-02-2013, 09:47 PM #19Maverick
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I was in the stall in the office bathroom and herd some one come in. I started making loud fart noises and then yelled out " Oh my god , my intestine just fell out, hey you at the sink come in here and help me push it back in."
Next thing I herd was the person running out of the bathroom. I laughed my ass off.
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