Why there will never be a HSS "Tell All" book

**Tom Doyers** · 03-02-2013, 06:28 PM

I don't think there will ever be a HSS "Tell All" book by any significant staffers...

Beyond the assumed non-disclosure agreements, I bet there is so much that they are holding over each others' heads. You know The Wig has a file on everybody just in case such a situation arises.

Sure, a BOR turd might pen something one day, but since they are not privy to the inner circle it could be easily dismissed.

What do you think Robin has on Fred, Fred on Howard, etc.?

**Teeney** · 03-02-2013, 06:32 PM

Howard already pretty much told the world that Gary Cheated on his wife. When Gary and Howard had the argument during Hurricane Sandy Gary insinuated that Howard use to want Gary to call up women and schedule dates for him.

**Tom Doyers** · 03-02-2013, 06:36 PM

Originally Posted by Teeney

Howard already pretty much told the world that Gary Cheated on his wife. When Gary and Howard had the argument during Hurricane Sandy Gary insinuated that Howard used to want Gary to call up women and schedule dates for him.

Nice. I also remember one time Howard telling Robin that he knew something "very shameful" that Robin did and he lost respect for her, but he would not bring it up on the air (after bringing it up on the air).

But he didn't elaborate.

**peterfonda** · 03-02-2013, 06:50 PM

The tell all would be written by someone who us not subject to a non-disclosure agreement.

**hoodwink** · 03-02-2013, 06:52 PM

By the time it comes out, if it ever comes out, nobody will give a shit....

**Bye You!** · 03-02-2013, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by Tom Doyers

Nice. I also remember one time Howard telling Robin that he knew something "very shameful" that Robin did and he lost respect for her, but he would not bring it up on the air (after bringing it up on the air).

But he didn't elaborate.

that was the thing she did in front of Ralph after a night of drinking, right?

i always thought she either pooped or peed on the street.

**Donkeyboy2190** · 03-02-2013, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by hoodwink

By the time it comes out, if it ever comes out, nobody will give a shit....

That would be any time after now

**Teeney** · 03-02-2013, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by peterfonda

The tell all would be written by someone who us not subject to a non-disclosure agreement.

I would think if he was able to Dominic Barbara would be the first to write one. He is no longer a friend and is having legal (and I would assume money) problems.

**ilovebacon** · 03-02-2013, 07:02 PM

Howard's sue-happy; he's got them all scared shitless.

**HooHoo** · 03-02-2013, 07:02 PM

Originally Posted by hoodwink

By the time it comes out, if it ever comes out, nobody will give a shit....

Pretty much this. The show barely exists as it is. The day Stern is old enough to bear with leaving money on the table and not re-sign, is already a day later than anyone would much care.

**schnauzer** · 03-02-2013, 07:22 PM

It'd never happen, of course, but, a no-holds-barred, spite-filled, HSS assassination by Fred would be, one hell of a page-turner

**knu3421** · 03-02-2013, 07:28 PM

When he dies the books will fly off the shelves. What's Beth gonna sue?

**Time Bandit** · 03-02-2013, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by schnauzer

It'd never happen, of course, but, a no-holds-barred, spite-filled, HSS assassination by Fred would be, one hell of a page-turner

will never happen...the guy married a contest winner fer christs sake,
how smart could he be?...--> smart enuf to not rock the gravy train

**tHISisKiSSeL** · 03-02-2013, 07:30 PM

do you think HS forced his kids to sign a non-disclosure agreement in exchange for $$$ ?

**Franklin** · 03-02-2013, 09:51 PM

A tell all book will be written after Howard dies. But by then...

Originally Posted by hoodwink

By the time it comes out, if it ever comes out, nobody will give a shit....

**UncaDollas** · 03-02-2013, 09:54 PM

Beth will write one after Howard dies.

**Beth143nacho** · 03-02-2013, 10:00 PM

the reason that there will not be a tell all book about howard stern... ... is because nobody cares about howard stern

**Scarfo** · 03-02-2013, 10:20 PM

Why there will never be a HSS "Tell All" book

Forget non-disclosures and office politics: what publisher would buy the rights to a Howard Stern tell-all in 2016? Who cares?!

The salacious and embarrassing inner workings of the Stern empire won't exactly be appearing on any front pages.

In fact, there's only one man who cares about the tell-alls about irrelevant showbusiness mummies: Howard Stern. (See: Tommy Mottola, Warren Littlefield, etc)