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  1. #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by HaroldJackson View Post
    It's the time between shitting and the shower. And it's minutes.
    So what happens if you get up in the morning, take a shower, go to works, and have to poop at work?

    Does it ruin the rest of your day?
    Ask me anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    So what happens if you get up in the morning, take a shower, go to works, and have to poop at work?

    Does it ruin the rest of your day?
    I only poop once a day (6:44 AM) unless something is wrong, but It bum me out for sure when it happens. I'll wipe 'til I bleed.
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    kate upton is perfect!
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    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    I only poop once a day (6:44 AM) unless something is wrong, but It bum me out for sure when it happens. I'll wipe 'til I bleed.
    Goddamn nigga.
    Get some wet wipes.
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    crack isn't funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    Goddamn nigga.
    Get some wet wipes.
    there has to be 0.0 moisture NO duckbutter
    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    kate upton is perfect!
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    shit before I shower and not after... ever.
    How do you time you shits? I go when the urge hits. I can't just sit and plop one out whenever I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    I agree .
    But I just tighten them when I put them on, then loosen them a little.
    I never tie sneakers.
    Tha Kid neva got that shit down yo

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    An niggas neva shit at work ta get paid ta shit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tha Kid View Post
    Tha Kid neva got that shit down yo
    Bro,all you have to do is put the shoe on,pull the end of the laces till they're hella tight then loosen them to get them off and tuck the laces in your shoe.
    Chedda.
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    crack isn't funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    Bro,all you have to do is put the shoe on,pull the end of the laces till they're hella tight then loosen them to get them off and tuck the laces in your shoe.
    Chedda.
    shits make tha laces too long an then they go under Tha Kids feet

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    Every time I wake up, I say: "Only 5 more days to go."

    don't know why


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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    Every time I wake up, I say: "Only 5 more days to go."

    don't know why
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    crack isn't funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by FunnyFarm2 View Post
    How many hours have to pass before a shit goes from after a shower to before a shower?
    I'm comfortable with it after I'm completely dried up and not feel like I just have showered. Like an hour or so.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    Picking my nose.

    Used to eat the boogers, but I stopped that when I was 15 or so
    Oh yeah, life goes on, long after the thrill of living is gone

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