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    Were you ever paddled in school?

    I did many times.

    I remember my third grade teacher had a flyswatter with a smiley face on one side and a frown face on the other. She used to say if you act right it smiles at you but when you act up it frowns. she used to walk around and swat your hands.

    Fucking old cunt, i should of shoved that flyswatter up her twat!
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    Fuck yes!! Catholic school grades 1-6. My fondest memory was getting paddled while standing in the garbage can in 1st fucking grade!!!



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    Yup 2nd grade.
    That bitch nigga broke the paddle on me.
    srs.
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    I had a sixth grade teacher that wrestled a fat kid to the ground in class. I had a teacher that would slap our hands with a ruler if we were late back from lunch. I was only late once.
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    Is this about Chriza's secret fetish?

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    No teacher ever touched me.

    Never
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    I did many times.

    I remember my third grade teacher had a flyswatter with a smiley face on one side and a frown face on the other. She used to say if you act right it smiles at you but when you act up it frowns. she used to walk around and swat your hands.

    Fucking old cunt, i should of shoved that flyswatter up her twat!
    no i went to school in the early 80s by then your parents had to sign off on the principal beating your kid
    both my folks had been to catholic school so they weren't having that
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    I'm only 43 years old, they stopped beating kids in school way before my time, Pops.

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    I was just messin' with ya. you can start any threads you want to Dave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shean5150 View Post
    no i went to school in the early 80s by then your parents had to sign off on the principal beating your kid
    both my folks had been to catholic school so they weren't having that
    I was in school at the same time. No one had to ask at that time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shean5150 View Post
    no i went to school in the early 80s by then your parents had to sign off on the principal beating your kid
    both my folks had been to catholic school so they weren't having that
    I remember when those came.
    It was too late tho I had done been paddled more than I went to recess.
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    OMG, if one of my teachers had even looked at me funny, I would have SNAPPED.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    I was in school at the same time. No one had to ask at that time.
    thats hardcore
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    Quote Originally Posted by DarkFriday View Post
    No teacher ever touched me.

    Never
    Those nuns used to grab us by the sideburns and drag us down the hall to the office.
    I want to punch a nun in the cunt right now...

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    Went to catholic school. I was never hit but the nuns would smash your hands with the chalk holders if you got out of line. One teacher I had threw a metal bell at a student's head.


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    My sixth grade teacher was a trip. He would also say that he could swing a yard stick within a 1/8 of an inch from our heads and would swing that yard stick at kids heads.
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    I remember in middle school when my gym teacher would let us box each other in the middle of the basketball court in the gym with boxing gloves if we had a permission slip too. Those were obviously different times than now.
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    when i was in jr high at a (continuation school) the teachers were much more mellow because they knew if they fucked with the gang members and shit it was just not worth it
    we just did busy work
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charon View Post
    Went to catholic school. I was never hit but the nuns would smash your hands with the chalk holders if you got out of line. One teacher I had threw a metal bell at a student's head.
    Fuck that. In my school they figured out that wooden rulers break after awhile. By 5th grade all them fuckers had metal rulers!!


    Man...I think them nuns may have fucked me up...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    I remember in middle school when my gym teacher would let us box each other in the middle of the basketball court in the gym with boxing gloves if we had a permission slip too. Those were obviously different times than now.
    Oh hell yes. I had coaches that loved to watch kids duke it out. What would happen today in this bleeding heart world?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Oh hell yes. I had coaches that loved to watch kids duke it out. What would happen today in this bleeding heart world?
    You already know a parent would be suing.
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