Would you do a woman with man hands and huge feet?

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 03-02-2013, 02:15 PM

Originally Posted by P-B

The immature-dumb-as-a-stump personality is the biggest turn-off.

I had a beautiful, absolutely beautiful boyfriend several years ago. He claimed he wanted to author children's books.

After dating him for a few weeks, I was convinced he couldn't read a children's book.

**Mack** · 03-02-2013, 02:18 PM

Originally Posted by Splash

Cloroformed?

hogtied

**Mack** · 03-02-2013, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie

I had a beautiful, absolutely beautiful boyfriend several years ago. He claimed he wanted to author children's books.

After dating him for a few weeks, I was convinced he couldn't read a children's book.

Now that's a good line.

**Babs** · 03-02-2013, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie

I had a beautiful, absolutely beautiful boyfriend several years ago. He claimed he wanted to author children's books.

After dating him for a few weeks, I was convinced he couldn't read a children's book.

You still had sex with him though, right?

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 03-02-2013, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Babs

You still had sex with him though, right?

Since it makes some of the straight boys here queazy,

**P-B** · 03-02-2013, 02:27 PM

Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie

I had a beautiful, absolutely beautiful boyfriend several years ago. He claimed he wanted to author children's books.

After dating him for a few weeks, I was convinced he couldn't read a children's book.

Something like "Dougie The Puggie"?

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 03-02-2013, 02:29 PM

Originally Posted by P-B

Something like "Dougie The Puggie"?

Except he'd spell half the words wrong. The problem was he was so captivatingly beautiful, if he told the story to you in person, all you would be able to do is watch his mouth.

**StormCloud** · 03-02-2013, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie

I had a beautiful, absolutely beautiful boyfriend several years ago. He claimed he wanted to author children's books.

After dating him for a few weeks, I was convinced he couldn't read a children's book.

It's a shame how some people oversell themselves. Glad to hear that you were able to appreciate some of his better qualities though.

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 03-02-2013, 02:38 PM

Originally Posted by StormCloud

It's a shame how some people oversell themselves. Glad to hear that you were able to appreciate some of his better qualities though.

The truth is, if I had my shit together back then, I would've held onto the relationship a little longer. I saw him several years later. He had a new boyfriend. when we talked though, I could tell, he was still really attracted to me. I thought to myself, "should I be a bitch and try to fuck him tonight?"

I let it go though.

Maybe again, some day in the future.

He was a really sweet guy.

**Babs** · 03-02-2013, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie

Since it makes some of the straight boys here queazy,

Nice.

**StormCloud** · 03-02-2013, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie

The truth is, if I had my shit together back then, I would've held onto the relationship a little longer. I saw him several years later. He had a new boyfriend. when we talked though, I could tell, he was still really attracted to me. I thought to myself, "should I be a bitch and try to fuck him tonight?"

I let it go though.

Maybe again, some day in the future.

He was a really sweet guy.

You never know. This life is full of roads we can take. The decision must be made quickly in some cases. We made the old decisions we did for a reason. There is no point in second guessing them now because that would interfere in the important decisions we make on which way we plan to go today.

**Dawg** · 03-02-2013, 03:02 PM

**Satori Brah** · 03-02-2013, 03:42 PM

No

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 03-02-2013, 07:42 PM

Originally Posted by Satori Brah

No

Thread-killing fuck!

**HeinousMark** · 03-02-2013, 08:28 PM

I'ma be a dick and say the Beth-O hate is old and boring.

She's a vapid gangly model, so what? If I could, I'd munch her box like a starving dog, even though she's not one of my "types", and she wouldn't deign to fart in my general direction... I'm not gonna say she's ugly and unfuckable just because Howard sucks now. Y'all niggerz need to see the sows and shoats available in bumfuck Anywhere USA and get a new perspective.