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    There's a puddle of sewage in my basement

    Fucking disgusting, landlord has plumber coming over to look at it. None of my stuff is damaged, but it's still gross- and it's a little too close to my washer and dryer. I'm so tired of this piece of shit apartment, but I'm through being angry. Can't wait to move.
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    place gonna smell like ass in the summer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    place gonna smell like ass in the summer
    At least I live on the second floor. There are a few apts on first floor and few on second. Feel sorry for peeps on first floor
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup View Post
    Fucking disgusting, landlord has plumber coming over to look at it. None of my stuff is damaged, but it's still gross- and it's a little too close to my washer and dryer. I'm so tired of this piece of shit apartment, but I'm through being angry. Can't wait to move.
    Sump Pump. And WTF do you care. You are a renter.
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    well it could be worse, you could have been swallowed up by a sink hole

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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup View Post
    Fucking disgusting, landlord has plumber coming over to look at it. None of my stuff is damaged, but it's still gross- and it's a little too close to my washer and dryer. I'm so tired of this piece of shit apartment, but I'm through being angry. Can't wait to move.
    that's pretty cool. can you see any independent turds or is it just a mish mash of mixed up turds?
    you just don't turn it off.

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    well look at this turd who showed up and ruined the party. eat a bowl a dicks son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    Sump Pump. And WTF do you care. You are a renter.
    I care because I don't like a puddle of shit occupying any of my living space. That's just me though
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    that's pretty cool. can you see any independent turds or is it just a mish mash of mixed up turds?
    It's liquid from what I can tell, sorry no turds
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    well it could be worse, you could have been swallowed up by a sink hole
    I'll take the puddle of shit anyday
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    Quote Originally Posted by HowardsPrenup View Post
    It's liquid from what I can tell, sorry no turds
    is it still there? take some pics and describe the smell to us in detail. use terms that wine tasters would use.
    you just don't turn it off.

    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    well look at this turd who showed up and ruined the party. eat a bowl a dicks son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mlaw View Post
    well it could be worse, you could have been swallowed up by a sink hole
    That story is crazy!!!

    The earth opened up just to take that one guy. ?!?!?!?!?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    is it still there? take some pics and describe the smell to us in detail. use terms that wine tasters would use.
    I've got a team of scientists on it now. They divide everything up into categories. I'll post a detailed report later on today
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    That story is crazy!!!

    The earth opened up just to take that one guy. ?!?!?!?!?
    That guy had a pretty shitty day
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    PWNED, faggot
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    Doo doo baby! I'm gonna poop on you, doot doot. Doo doo butter!
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    Take me to your special place, close your eyes show me your face....I'm gonna piss on it. Take a wiff of my Hershey stains....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billy View Post
    That story is crazy!!!

    The earth opened up just to take that one guy. ?!?!?!?!?
    I can't help but think what must have been going through his mind when it was happening...so fucking freaky....It would be so surreal anyway, but if you were drunk or stoned and/or asleep...goddamn...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    I can't help but think what must have been going through his mind when it was happening...so fucking freaky....It would be so surreal anyway, but if you were drunk or stoned and/or asleep...goddamn...
    I would think I was being attacked by aliens or something, completely bizarre
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    I wish they'd clean the shit up already, I'm ready to puff my way to paradise
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