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    Joan Rivers!!!!

    I didn't listen to the show but saw she was the guest today. I'm sure new and current info was discussed like fighting with Johnny Carson in the 70's. She hasn't been on in a while, I figured that she no longer thought the show was worth her time, Bobo, Marianne and the other four listeners weren't boosting her career.

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    Hey listen, Howard knows what us fans want to hear.

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    Hey did you know it was such an honor if Johnny Carson waved you over to the guest chair? And that Johnny Carson was such an egomaniac and acted like a kingmaker? I bet you haven't heard that before like 100 times.

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    and I'm sure you're dying to hear about her sex drive and sex life!

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    She left with a 4 pack of cupcakes from Crumbs

    She is coming back in March on a Meatball Monday to plug some other shit
    .....and get free meatballs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by horsefacebetho View Post
    Hey did you know it was such an honor if Johnny Carson waved you over to the guest chair? And that Johnny Carson was such an egomaniac and acted like a kingmaker? I bet you haven't heard that before like 100 times.
    The Johnny Carson comments are guaranteed because even though Carson's been dead for years Howard still seethes with jealousy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BethSucks View Post
    The Johnny Carson comments are guaranteed because even though Carson's been dead for years Howard still seethes with jealousy.
    He was somewhat sympathetic about Johnny today. It was kind of weird.

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    I like Joan on that show with Ozzy's retarded daughter, she gets off some good zingers once in awhile.

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    Friend of the show...nigga please...should be fossil ​of the show.
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    i actually like joan.
    ☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."

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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post
    i actually like joan.
    Same here. I like her even more after she told Howard, at some roast, that she remembered when he was funnier than Imus. She gives as good as she gets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post
    i actually like joan.
    It is the frequency that bugs me.
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    Don't you ever give someone a sound negging? It's glorious!

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    Her daughter is off limits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Skunt View Post
    Friend of the show...nigga please...should be fossil ​of the show.
    Howard is looking to be invited to a celebrity funeral and since Joan is getting up there, he figures he may have a chance for an invite and a good seat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tHISisKiSSeL View Post
    i actually like joan.
    So do I. I think she's pretty funny and has no problem calling out celebs for their bullshit. For people of a certain age like me, who remembers TV in the '70s, some of Joan's behind the scenes stories are interesting.

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    Joan Rivers makes fun of Adele's weight on Letterman

    Published February 27, 2013
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    Who doesn’t love Adele? Joan Rivers, apparently.
    The typically uncensored “Fashion Police” host made some harsh comments about Adele’s weight during her appearance on “The Late Show With David Letterman.”
    When speaking about her experience attending the Oscars, Rivers gushed that she got to meet Adele. But after Letterman replied, calling the singer a “lovely woman,” Rivers held out her hands widely around her and puffed out her cheeks, taking an obvious crack at Adele’s weight.
    The audience booed Rivers, who scoffed at their response.
    “What’s her song? ‘Rolling in the Deep’? She should add fried chicken,” Rivers quipped.
    After a moment, Letterman quickly changed the subject and Rivers followed suit.
    But the comment wasn’t the first time the comedian has mocked the singer’s weight.
    After the Oscars, Rivers tweeted: “On Sunday night, you could easily pick Adele's Oscar statuette out of a lineup. It was the only one wearing Spanx.”
    Similarly, shortly after the signer gave birth last year, Rivers reportedly tweeted: “Congratulations to Adele on the birth of her 68 pound 8 ounces bouncing baby boy.”

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1Vegasgirl View Post
    Howard is looking to be invited to a celebrity funeral and since Joan is getting up there, he figures he may have a chance for an invite and a good seat.
    You are probably right! I hope she gets cremated and sends him a little bag of ashes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Skunt View Post
    It is the frequency that bugs me.
    Posted this when she made her 12th Satellite appearance....4 years ago.

    bZn

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