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  1. 03-02-2013, 11:14 AM #1
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    Apparently my ex is getting married....

    I was talking to a mutual friend last night, and apparently she's engaged. We dated for three years, and have been broken up for seven months, and now she's getting married....

    ....Im thinking I may have dodged bullet on this one.
    What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
    What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?
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  2. 03-02-2013, 11:14 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Try not to suck any DICKS on the way to the parking lot!
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    Shes marrying her rebound. That never ends well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Try not to suck any DICKS on the way to the parking lot!
    Hey, hey you! Get back here!
    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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  6. 03-02-2013, 11:40 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeB View Post
    Shes marrying her rebound. That never ends well.
    That's good to know
    My bitch ex-wife remarried 6 mo. after we divorced
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  7. 03-02-2013, 11:42 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    That's good to know
    My bitch ex-wife remarried 6 mo. after we divorced
    How long ago was that?
    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!
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  8. 03-02-2013, 11:43 AM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    That's good to know
    My bitch ex-wife remarried 6 mo. after we divorced
    She was probably cheating on you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RH Goatcabin View Post
    How long ago was that?
    uh .. let's see .. Nov. 2005, she remarried May 2006
    I never followed up and found oot how they fared
    guess I could do some Internet research and find oot
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeB View Post
    She was probably cheating on you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    They are probably still together. Chicks don't mind saying they have been divorced once, but saying you have been divorced twice is something that we really try to avoid.
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  12. 03-02-2013, 11:47 AM #12
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    bet if you asked she'd still fuck you, especially right before the wedding.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
    The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.
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  13. 03-02-2013, 11:47 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chigs View Post
    I was talking to a mutual friend last night, and apparently she's engaged. We dated for three years, and have been broken up for seven months, and now she's getting married....

    ....Im thinking I may have dodged bullet on this one.
    Go tell her you still love her and sleep with her. Let her end the engagement and then tell her to fuck off.
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  14. 03-02-2013, 11:49 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeB View Post
    They are probably still together. Chicks don't mind saying they have been divorced once, but saying you have been divorced twice is something that we really try to avoid.
    Damm Veeb I was hoping you'd say she's a serial whore and been married 8 times by now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    Damm Veeb I was hoping you'd say she's a serial whore and been married 8 times by now
    She could be.
    Some chicks don't give a fuck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeB View Post
    She could be.
    Some chicks don't give a fuck.
    OK, that's reassuring
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  17. 03-02-2013, 11:59 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by VeeB View Post
    Shes marrying her rebound. That never ends well.
    or they were fucking before the break-up and have been together for a long time
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    Quote Originally Posted by Donkeyboy2190 View Post
    Go tell her you still love her and sleep with her. Let her end the engagement and then tell her to fuck off.
    my sister did that to an ex boyfriend. He broke the engagement and then my sister told him to fuck off.

    he went crawling back to the other chick and she married him anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chigs View Post
    I was talking to a mutual friend last night, and apparently she's engaged. We dated for three years, and have been broken up for seven months, and now she's getting married....

    ....Im thinking I may have dodged bullet on this one.
    i bet its a blaek
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chigs View Post
    I was talking to a mutual friend last night, and apparently she's engaged. We dated for three years, and have been broken up for seven months, and now she's getting married....

    ....Im thinking I may have dodged bullet on this one.
    been there, done that...
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