View Poll Results: What should a gay fat lonley pathetic loser do on a friday night

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  • Stay Sober man. You will feel better once you see some changes in your diet.

    15 42.86%

  • Stop being a fag. GO get some liqour and fucking chill you only live once. its not going to kill you

    20 57.14%
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  1. 03-01-2013, 05:38 PM #1
    Super Mario
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    Question Should I buy another bottle of vodka or stay sober and stop being a fat ass?

    Im bored but I am also trying to lose some weight to cheat on st . Pattys day and look like a stud during the summer. But liqour sounds really good right now.
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  2. 03-01-2013, 05:39 PM #2
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    dude, that russian shit's the worst. try to wean onto something more mellow
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.
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  3. 03-01-2013, 05:39 PM #3
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    whats your mom & dad doin?
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  4. 03-01-2013, 05:39 PM #4
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    get fucked up, bro
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  5. 03-01-2013, 05:40 PM #5
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    get drunk and mastuerbate to men in thongs
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  6. 03-01-2013, 05:40 PM #6
    MatthewT
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    move to a gin and tonic
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  7. 03-01-2013, 05:40 PM #7
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    sounds like you're trying to self-medicate. what are you trying to escape from, brah?

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  8. 03-01-2013, 05:42 PM #8
    Super Mario
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    sounds like you're trying to self-medicate. what are you trying to escape from, brah?
    Bordem . loneliness .
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  9. 03-01-2013, 05:42 PM #9
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    Vodker

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    fuck off, HAL
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  11. 03-01-2013, 05:43 PM #11
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  12. 03-01-2013, 05:44 PM #12
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    Get the good stuff and get drunk and eat some pussy. Reinvent yourself.
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  13. 03-01-2013, 05:45 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    dude, that russian shit's the worst. try to wean onto something more mellow
    Vodka is one of the cleanest alcohols.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!
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  14. 03-01-2013, 05:46 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    Vodka is one of the cleanest alcohols.
    says a Tater
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  15. 03-01-2013, 05:46 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    Bordem . loneliness .
    go do something spontaneous. take some action. srs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Potato Head View Post
    Vodka is one of the cleanest alcohols.
    tater juice
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  18. 03-01-2013, 05:47 PM #18
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    Have you heard anything back from your interviews?
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  19. 03-01-2013, 05:47 PM #19
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    i got some of this on Slippy's recommendation. good stuff
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You
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  20. 03-01-2013, 05:48 PM #20
    Super Mario
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori Brah View Post
    go do something spontaneous. take some action. srs
    with what? I cant take my grandmas caddy out downtown or anything. And I feel to fat for the bars anyways . The only thing that sounds spontaneous right now is getting a bottle of liqour and some jolly rancher gummies and chillin at Dawgs.
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