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    Nantrax!

    Some help please?

    My oh-so-fucking-funny brother opted to send this weeks email transaction for rent - In FRENCH. I know that asshole can't read it either, he's just pulling my ponytails.

    What does this say?

    Pour vous déplacer sur les Solutions bancaires par Internet, n'utilisez jamais les commandes de votre fureteur ou vos favoris. Afin de réduire les risques d'erreur, utilisez uniquement les commandes situées dans la marge de gauche ou dans la barre de navigation du haut de l'écran.
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    took 5 seconds using google translator

    "To move to the Internet Banking Solutions, never use the controls on your browser or favorites. To reduce the risk of errors, only use the controls in the left margin or in the navigation bar at the top of the screen."
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    Brules senses the suck in you
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    Hes busy shaving and oiling up his Ferret
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    To move you on the banking Solutions by Internet, never use the orders of your ferreter or your favourites. In order to reduce the risks of error, use only the orders located in the margin of left or the bar of navigation from the top of the screen.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    French is very sexy!
    NO! They spit a lot.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    took 5 seconds using google translator

    "To move to the Internet Banking Solutions, never use the controls on your browser or favorites. To reduce the risk of errors, only use the controls in the left margin or in the navigation bar at the top of the screen."
    Quote Originally Posted by Avery View Post
    To move you on the banking Solutions by Internet, never use the orders of your ferreter or your favourites. In order to reduce the risks of error, use only the orders located in the margin of left or the bar of navigation from the top of the screen.

    Thanks.

    Now I don't know what any of the options mean either.

    I'm going to snot on his pillows tonight. Rub a big greener right into his pillowcase, so when he laughs at me for this tomorrow - I'll look at his hair and appreciate the sheen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    NO! They spit a lot.
    Annnndddd?
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    Why do you have this arrangement?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reggae Mistress View Post
    Annnndddd?
    Well they have horrible aim.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    Why do you have this arrangement?


    What arrangement?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
    Quote Originally Posted by Sweaty Grapes View Post
    I love you.

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    You can always use this:

    http://translate.google.com/

    You can translate text, or an entire website.

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