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    congratulations to mr. and mrs. stern. it's a...

    cat. a fat one.

    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    Look at the length of her arms and the size of her hands.

    She should play tight end for the Steelers with those things.
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    He really has lost his fucking mind...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    Look at the length of her arms and the size of her hands.

    She should play tight end for the Steelers with those things.
    she can scratch her knee without having to lean down.
    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    I hate to pick on woman(even Beth) but try this at home.... stand up straight and put your hands straight down.

    How many of you can touch your knees and is your elbow past your waist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by killallposers View Post
    she can scratch her knee without having to lean down.

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    look at those fucking feet and man hands

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    Quote Originally Posted by GaryPuppet View Post
    Look at the length of her arms and the size of her hands.

    She should play tight end for the Steelers with those things.
    She?

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    Quote Originally Posted by killallposers View Post
    cat. a fat one.

    A fat nigger cat......
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by killallposers View Post
    she can scratch her knee without having to lean down.
    I thought only apes were supposed to be able to do a trick like that.
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    Her hand is almost down to her knee

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    there is no other human on earth I want to see get in a disfiguring accident more.

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    The look on that cats face sums up exactly why cats suck.

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    sb[SIGPIC]

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    Unappealing, drained body language does not exemplify this alleged "cutesy" moment.
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    That cat looks unamused.
    Uhhhhhhhh... Huh?

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    The's a pussy in front of and in back of the camera.
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    "If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AGT Blows View Post
    The's a pussy in front of and in back of the camera.
    lol, just dont say that to Howard's face or else he will punch you in your head.

    His words, not mine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by killallposers View Post

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