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    SALOON FOUNDER Dawg's Avatar
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    Why are all Catholic Priests Gay?

    Every single one of them accused of something has to do with males. Can someone explain this?

    Questions like this keep me up at night.
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    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    Only a homo would agree to abstain from vagine in the first place.

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    marijuana en papillote
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    I doubt it's all of them

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    this is why Dawg is the best poster here

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    They aren't Bossman. most of them are knee deep in grieving box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Every single one of them accused of something has to do with males. Can someone explain this?

    Questions like this keep me up at night.
    Has to do with traditionally living together in same-gendered communities; not that that "turns" you into a gay, but it definitely would seem attractive for folks who were already homosexual to join that community.

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    oh, and try melatonin

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    I haven't shit myself in like a year
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    "every single one". Shurr.

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    Here comes food. Peace and love.

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    enforced celibacy, and no legit kids, so that the church is their only beneficiary when they die
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I haven't shit myself in like a year
    but you've come close many times

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    this is why Dawg is the best poster here
    Naz is right
    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    This thread am be a hate crime.

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    There was a scandal at my parish when I was a kid.

    The monsignor was allegedly putting it to two of the moms that taught religious instruction classes.

    He was transferred out to Ohio overnight.

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    It's the devil's little joke.
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.

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    celibacy vows are crazy slippery slope.

    When people supress natural functions, feeling actions, the side effects and residual behavior can be disastrous.

    Cultures fuck themselves when they make sex and jacking off and nudity such 'evil' taboos. not just a senseless practice. It obviously very dangerous.

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    Yes.
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    less words, more tits and ass..
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    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by PullMyFinger View Post
    There was a scandal at my parish when I was a kid.

    The monsignor was allegedly putting it to two of the moms that taught religious instruction classes.

    He was transferred out to Ohio overnight.
    They get rid of dude banging broads but the ones assfucking little boys have nothing to fear. Quite the organization there.

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