Why are all Catholic Priests Gay?

**Dawg** · 03-01-2013, 10:15 AM

Every single one of them accused of something has to do with males. Can someone explain this?

Questions like this keep me up at night.

**Vyb** · 03-01-2013, 10:17 AM

Only a homo would agree to abstain from vagine in the first place.

**gilaet** · 03-01-2013, 10:19 AM

**face palm** · 03-01-2013, 10:19 AM

I doubt it's all of them

**nazdrowie** · 03-01-2013, 10:19 AM

this is why Dawg is the best poster here

**Dawg** · 03-01-2013, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by nazdrowie

this is why Dawg is the best poster here

Naz is right

**crazypreacher** · 03-01-2013, 10:19 AM

They aren't Bossman. most of them are knee deep in grieving box.

**Johnnykstaint** · 03-01-2013, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by Dawg

Every single one of them accused of something has to do with males. Can someone explain this?

Questions like this keep me up at night.

Has to do with traditionally living together in same-gendered communities; not that that "turns" you into a gay, but it definitely would seem attractive for folks who were already homosexual to join that community.

**face palm** · 03-01-2013, 10:21 AM

oh, and try melatonin

**Chriza** · 03-01-2013, 10:22 AM

I haven't shit myself in like a year

**face palm** · 03-01-2013, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by Chriza

I haven't shit myself in like a year

but you've come close many times

**crazypreacher** · 03-01-2013, 10:22 AM

"every single one". Shurr.

**crazypreacher** · 03-01-2013, 10:23 AM

Here comes food. Peace and love.

**MatthewT** · 03-01-2013, 10:23 AM

enforced celibacy, and no legit kids, so that the church is their only beneficiary when they die

**Ralph** · 03-01-2013, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by MatthewT

enforced celibacy, and no legit kids, so that the church is their only beneficiary when they die

They also take a vow of poverty Matt. Fro instance, if u were a priest when u died all you would leave would be a robe, a comb, a mirror and a case of aqua net.

**FlaFlaFlunkie** · 03-01-2013, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Ralph

They also take a vow of poverty Matt. Fro instance, if u were a priest when u died all you would leave would be a robe, a comb, a mirror and a case of aqua net.

Yeah, not this one, though.

He's not starving or poor or needy.

**MatthewT** · 03-01-2013, 11:44 AM

Originally Posted by Ralph

They also take a vow of poverty Matt. Fro instance, if u were a priest when u died all you would leave would be a robe, a comb, a mirror and a case of aqua net.

clever

**crazypreacher** · 03-01-2013, 10:27 AM

This thread am be a hate crime.

**PullMyFinger** · 03-01-2013, 10:28 AM

There was a scandal at my parish when I was a kid.

The monsignor was allegedly putting it to two of the moms that taught religious instruction classes.

He was transferred out to Ohio overnight.

**Lemmy** · 03-01-2013, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by PullMyFinger

There was a scandal at my parish when I was a kid.

The monsignor was allegedly putting it to two of the moms that taught religious instruction classes.

He was transferred out to Ohio overnight.

They get rid of dude banging broads but the ones assfucking little boys have nothing to fear. Quite the organization there.