1) Women absolutely, positively hate short men. Oh man, I feel sorry for you guys. It's like you're radioactive. "Keep that miserably failed disgusting midget DNA away the fuck from me, yikes! Thank you Darwin"
The chick could be 5'2 or 5'4 and the overwhelming majority say shit like, "must be over 6 foot", "no one shorter than 5'10", etc. It isn't just that a guy could be 5 or 6 inches taller than her (a dude 5' 8" dating someone 5'2"), that's not good enough, he absolutely can't be short. Disgusting. Like he has AIDS.
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2) Men really punish women about their age. We all demand to date someone younger. Funny shit. "52 y/o male seeking someone in early to mid 30s", again and again and again with every demographic, men absolutely do not what to date their own age. The problem is, this plan only works if you have a lot of money.
Perhaps the reason all these losers are perceptually single is because they're just a tad too unrealistic, too picky, in denial with their "I'm not going to settle" crap where they mistakenly believe Mr/Ms Perfect will come along if they simply wait and wait and wait and wait long enough.
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03-01-2013, 06:24 AM #1Maverick
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I've noticed two things about online dating sites like Match.com, eHarmony, etc.
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03-01-2013, 06:26 AM #2the great destroyer
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what gets me about online dating is how seemingly whoarish all the women are. every dude i know who uses e-dating sites is fucking those ladies like the first night.
you just don't turn it off.
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03-01-2013, 06:27 AM #3Maverick
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03-01-2013, 06:38 AM #4DS Supporter
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Oderus is gonna be fucking pissed
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03-01-2013, 06:38 AM #5DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem
I did even the fatties
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03-01-2013, 06:43 AM #6GIMP Master
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Originally Posted by Lucky Pierre
1) Women absolutely, positively hate short men. Oh man, I feel sorry for you guys. It's like you're radioactive. "Keep that miserably failed disgusting midget DNA away the fuck from me, yikes! Thank you Darwin"
The chick could be 5'2 or 5'4 and the overwhelming majority say shit like, "must be over 6 foot", "no one shorter than 5'10", etc. It isn't just that a guy could be 5 or 6 inches taller than her (a dude 5' 8" dating someone 5'2"), that's not good enough, he absolutely can't be short. Disgusting. Like he has AIDS.
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2) Men really punish women about their age. We all demand to date someone younger. Funny shit. "52 y/o male seeking someone in early to mid 30s", again and again and again with every demographic, men absolutely do not what to date their own age. The problem is, this plan only works if you have a lot of money.
Perhaps the reason all these losers are perceptually single is because they're just a tad too unrealistic, too picky, in denial with their "I'm not going to settle" crap where they mistakenly believe Mr/Ms Perfect will come along if they simply wait and wait and wait and wait long enough.
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03-01-2013, 06:45 AM #7DS Supporter
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we pick them they dont pick us. got it?
the first rule of Hate Club is Fuck You. the second rule is Fuck You .
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03-01-2013, 06:46 AM #8GIMP Master
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Originally Posted by Jim J Jiblets
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03-01-2013, 06:47 AM #9Maverick
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Found that days ago and were just waiting for a long post to use it on, huh, shit mult? Originally Posted by Schmoopy
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03-01-2013, 07:24 AM #10Leave me alone!
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My mom and sister have both used these sites and they will both be perceptually single because they are doing exactly what you've said! Originally Posted by Lucky Pierre
1) Women absolutely, positively hate short men. Oh man, I feel sorry for you guys. It's like you're radioactive. "Keep that miserably failed disgusting midget DNA away the fuck from me, yikes! Thank you Darwin"
The chick could be 5'2 or 5'4 and the overwhelming majority say shit like, "must be over 6 foot", "no one shorter than 5'10", etc. It isn't just that a guy could be 5 or 6 inches taller than her (a dude 5' 8" dating someone 5'2"), that's not good enough, he absolutely can't be short. Disgusting. Like he has AIDS.
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2) Men really punish women about their age. We all demand to date someone younger. Funny shit. "52 y/o male seeking someone in early to mid 30s", again and again and again with every demographic, men absolutely do not what to date their own age. The problem is, this plan only works if you have a lot of money.
Perhaps the reason all these losers are perceptually single is because they're just a tad too unrealistic, too picky, in denial with their "I'm not going to settle" crap where they mistakenly believe Mr/Ms Perfect will come along if they simply wait and wait and wait and wait long enough.
It's crazy. MY mom is almost in her mid-70s and she is still unwilling to date a guy unless he's taller than her. What the f. WHAT THE F. Be happy to be alive and walking!
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03-01-2013, 07:39 AM #11Shot Dead
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Originally Posted by Lucky Pierre
1) Women absolutely, positively hate short men. Oh man, I feel sorry for you guys. It's like you're radioactive. "Keep that miserably failed disgusting midget DNA away the fuck from me, yikes! Thank you Darwin"
The chick could be 5'2 or 5'4 and the overwhelming majority say shit like, "must be over 6 foot", "no one shorter than 5'10", etc. It isn't just that a guy could be 5 or 6 inches taller than her (a dude 5' 8" dating someone 5'2"), that's not good enough, he absolutely can't be short. Disgusting. Like he has AIDS.
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2) Men really punish women about their age. We all demand to date someone younger. Funny shit. "52 y/o male seeking someone in early to mid 30s", again and again and again with every demographic, men absolutely do not what to date their own age. The problem is, this plan only works if you have a lot of money.
Perhaps the reason all these losers are perceptually single is because they're just a tad too unrealistic, too picky, in denial with their "I'm not going to settle" crap where they mistakenly believe Mr/Ms Perfect will come along if they simply wait and wait and wait and wait long enough.
says the loser with the account on the PAID dating sites
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03-01-2013, 07:41 AM #12Leave me alone!
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Do you just go on craigslist? Originally Posted by Bruce Wayne
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03-01-2013, 07:42 AM #13Shot Dead
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no I go to a bar. Im not putting up my info on the net like these losers
and your mom has every right to want a man taller than her. Tough shit on the short stacks of shit walking around; but a man should be a few inches taller taller than his woman.
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03-01-2013, 07:46 AM #14Leave me alone!
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https://www.facebook.com/pages/Chill...=photos_stream
This is a club by my house and they post lots of slutty photos of the women who go there.
I miss their myspace page. They used to post photos of broads dykin' out on there.
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03-01-2013, 07:58 AM #15Shot Dead
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you are obviously very hip
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03-01-2013, 07:59 AM #16Leave me alone!
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My my. Originally Posted by Bruce Wayne
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03-01-2013, 08:01 AM #17DS Supporter
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Women = size queens
Men = assholes
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03-01-2013, 08:46 AM #18GIMP Master
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Bruce Wayne
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03-01-2013, 08:50 AM #19Maverick
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If I dont get laid on the first date, I just assume the woman doesnt like me and dont call her anymore. Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem
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03-01-2013, 04:06 PM #20Maverick
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Originally Posted by Bruce Wayne
right... because the only way I could possibly know this information would be if I were a paying member, right fucktard? No other possibilities?
Originally Posted by Bruce Wayne
Did you even read before you replied? Her mom is single, perpetually single and is now reaching her mid-70s, have fun with those "rights".
Oh and I didn't say "a few inches taller" either - the point was that a large majority of women 5 feet or 5'2 inches tall, wouldn't want to date a guy 5'7" because he's "short" even though he is 5-7 inches taller.
No offense, but you really suck at this
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