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    I Think My Kidneys Are Failing

    That's why I have gout, them shits can't filter out the uric acid no more. My doctor gave me a blood order requisition today but I didn't do it because I'm afraid to know. I'll probably be dead in six months, alcohol has destroyed my body. I hope all you faggots die before me though. My only regrets are I never got to hug Mari and I never got to punch Shiv in his fat fucking face.
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    I'm a virgin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HAL View Post
    I'm a virgin.

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    no they're not

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    Why would you post something like that here?

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    I used to be insane.
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    Die a slow painful death.
    xBroBudx

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    Nigga gankin Tha Kids dyin swag yo

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    no they're not
    then why the fuck would a 30 year old have gout
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    I'm a virgin.

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    you're dying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bro View Post
    Die a slow painful death.
    I'll off myself before the pain gets too much
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    I'm a virgin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Poker View Post
    I hope you die
    E-Legend

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    it will pass
    The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor
    There are birds out on the sidewalk
    And a valet at the door

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    Quote Originally Posted by blairg View Post
    then why the fuck would a 30 year old have gout
    Dont worry about it
    Team HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by blairg View Post
    then why the fuck would a 30 year old have gout
    I've seen your "cooking threads".

    I'm surprised you're not dead yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tha Kid View Post
    Nigga gankin Tha Kids dyin swag yo
    how much vodka do you house on a daily basis?
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    I'm a virgin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blairg View Post
    I'll off myself before the pain gets too much
    You should borrow Lever's gun.
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    you people are assholes. except for Potato.
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    I'll take the balls and head and you can have the shaft.
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    I'm pro-potato!!!!!

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    Yep.
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    stop drinking straighten up and fly right kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    I'm convinced I have 6 months left.
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    I'm a virgin.

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    Dude, kidneys can take a FUCKTON of punishment... just ask mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Sinister View Post
    stop drinking straighten up and fly right kid
    it's too late, why bother.
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    I'm a virgin.

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