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    Wink My mom over heard my sister making a joke to me about trying to get a rich boyfriend.

    [Mom overhears sister making gay joke about Mario]

    Mom: Why do you keep making fun of your brother for being gay?

    Sister: Uh, are you serious?

    Mario: I am mom.

    Mom: You better not be.

    Mario: Okay.

    Mom: I think you just say that for negative attention.

    Mario: I think its your and Dads fault. One of you guys got a fucked up chromosone and I did not ask for this. Maybe you should not have opened up a god dam disco with Dad in the seventies cause that might have had something to do with me being gay!

    Mom: Grow up.
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    2012 rookie of the year Shine's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by BearScat View Post
    Shine only ROY this year
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    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Awaiting The Rapture MatthewT's Avatar
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    what's dad gonna do?
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    ANd she goes why do you keep making fun of your brother for being gay? and she like uh are you serious? And I said I am mom and she said you better not be.I was like okay. and she said I think you just say that for negative attention and I said I think its your and Dads fault. One of you guys got a fucked up chromosone and I did not ask for this. I said maybe you should not have opened up a god dam disco with Dad in the seventies cause that might have had something to do with me being gay and she told me to grow up.
    At least your parents are still together.

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    Any video footage or pics of that discotec ?

    sounds rad as fuck

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    So your mom doesnt believe your gay??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawsy View Post
    At least your parents are still together.


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    I'm a nice person dammit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawk kneed View Post
    Mine are too

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    Ah, the disco chromosome theory.

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    Grab 'em in the biscuits
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    I could never be gay around your sister
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    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post

    [Mom overhears sister making gay joke about Mario]

    Mom: Why do you keep making fun of your brother for being gay?

    Sister: Uh, are you serious?

    Mario: I am mom.

    Mom: You better not be.

    Mario: Okay.

    Mom: I think you just say that for negative attention.

    Mario: I think its your and Dads fault. One of you guys got a fucked up chromosone and I did not ask for this. Maybe you should not have opened up a god dam disco with Dad in the seventies cause that might have had something to do with me being gay!

    Mom: Grow up.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Sinister View Post
    So your mom doesnt believe your gay??
    No and I have no care to prove it to her

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    Grab 'em in the biscuits
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    gracias!
    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    I'm a nice person dammit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    Ah, the disco chromosome theory.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    Thanks I will replace it with that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lawsy View Post
    Mine are too



    same here. Rare these days. mine pretty much live for cruises and HolyLand trips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    what's dad gonna do?
    Dad does not care he just wants me to be happy and give him money

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    "not when he looked so fierce"

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