Dawg, does Texas have gnats?
I heard texas has bugs the size of dave's gay dog. Is this true?
fuck that. fuck gnats. it's one thing i hate about moving back to GA for school. little bastards get in my eyes, ears, nose. eck.
Sinister> you're in chicago?
Will move there once those aircraft carrier sized flying roaches are gone
Thars a porn shop at every off ramp. And don't drive anywheres with an out-of-state license.
Dawg... no vacancy... stop putting a carrot in front of these deadbeat droolers...
the hipster douches are more worrisome than scorpions. those fuckers are gay as shit
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