My wife gets upset when I sweep the kitchen foor.

[Bro]

and irish. bad luck and it's fucking foul.

A shoe on a chair is foul?

[Mlaw]

My father-in law yelled at me for putting my hat on the kitchen table. he was like, a hat is the dirtiest thing ever. He then proceeded to let his small dog sit on the table.

[Mlaw]

A shoe on a chair is foul?

think about what's on the bottom of a shoe, then you sit on the chair it's it's on your bottom

[Markijuano]

Getting rid of them really isn't that bad Bro. Except for those with kids.

[Bro]

think about what's on the bottom of a shoe, then you sit on the chair it's it's on your bottom

You should see my chairs. Shoes aren't gonna make a difference. And then it gets on my pants. Then the chair is clean. Then I wash my pants and my pants are clean.

[Bro]

Getting rid of them really isn't that bad Bro. Except for those with kids.

If I get rid of her, who will do my laundry?

[Dick Gozinya]

Do you live where it's rainy/snowy? I live where it's dry 99 percent of the time and if someone left five pairs of shoes in the kitchen without there being any snow or rain I would sweep their leg.

Husbands who do housework may have less sex, study says


http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...k-sex/1880719/

New study out today says less housework is making women fat.

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/techn...-weight/62607/

[Bro]

It's not like i'm dumping gravel onto the chair from the shoes that i pick up from the kitchen floor to put on a chair.

[Engaged Chicken]

Don't you have closets? I would yell at her for not putting her damn shoes in the closet to begin with, instead of letting them all pile up by the door.

That would teach her!

[Markijuano]

If I get rid of her, who will do my laundry?

It'll finally get done right

[Bro]

To prove a point i picked up a pair and put them on the chair and i put it on a shirt that was on the chair and she yelled at me for putting her shoes on a shirt and I was like,

You mean the chirt that is always on the floor because you hang it over the kitchen chair?

She even dropped the shirt on the floor again when she was picking up her shoes.

[freds]

it's amazing how many cleaning products I have but she doesn't appear to clean.

I cleaned out under the sink and found 6 containers of clorox wipes. All full. What ever happened to a soap and sponge? Now we need wipes to wipe down everything.

I have a case of swiffer pads that never get used. BTW swiffer is the biggest scam going. it doesn't clean shit. It cleans a floor that is already clean.

i bet she shops at Costco. same thing here.

[Mlaw]

You should see my chairs. Shoes aren't gonna make a difference. And then it gets on my pants. Then the chair is clean. Then I wash my pants and my pants are clean.

yeah, but you touch the back of your pants and then your dick--Hep C

[Bro]

Don't you have closets? I would yell at her for not putting her damn shoes in the closet to begin with, instead of letting them all pile up by the door.

That would teach her!

My bathroom is a laundry hamper.

[freds]

bro is married to my wife.

[Mlaw]

I would give her a cunt punch for leaving shoes around the house

[Lawsy]

Because I pick her shit up off the floor and put it on a chair. Like 5 pairs of shoes.

Put her shoes outside next time.

[Bro]

i bet she shops at Costco. same thing here.

I wonder if she really saves any money buy shopping at costco.

[Bro]

I would give her a cunt punch for leaving shoes around the house

i'm gonna break an ankle.

[Bro]

Put her shoes outside next time.

I should put them in a pile and burn them in front of her.