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    Do you think Schmoopy will discuss his penis obsession with his shrink?

    Why even go to one if you don't mention your drug fueled masturbation frenzies and obsession with penises?

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    Has he asked for a prescription for bath salts yet?

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    bump

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    no. hes already lied to her about his drug use
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    no. hes already lied to her about his drug use
    Why even go on your own dime then?

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    mommy issues will come up
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    mommy issues will come up
    I'm sure they already have.

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    and the shrink will end up saying...


    "You know Schtoopy, you are probably just better off killing yourself".
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    poor Schmoopy
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    poor Schmoopy
    He's actually quite wealthy and has a rather large apartment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    He's actually quite wealthy and has a rather large apartment.
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    sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

    unless schmoopy dreams about a cigar; then it's a huge penis
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    sometimes a cigar is just a cigar

    unless schmoopy dreams about a cigar; then it's a huge penis
    I have an H. Upmann Connoisseur No. 1 in my humidor waiting for a special occasion... I've never once thought of it in terms of a penis.

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    Do we think that Schmoopy secretly wants to fuck Cookie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Do we think that Schmoopy secretly wants to fuck Cookie?
    Oderus, er, Oedipus does
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Do we think that Schmoopy secretly wants to fuck Cookie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Do we think that Schmoopy secretly wants to fuck Cookie?
    He's edging his father out of the picture one eye at a time.

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    i have, ever since Monica Lewinsky
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    Schmoodepius Rex.

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    He described his fathers penis in vived detail in a thread one day...

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