My favorite professor saw me standing outside the campus library and said....

[sickfeeling]

"Sickfeeling, you look terrible; you look like a homeless veteran. There is something wrong with you... Your aura is broken."

She is my favorite professor. Also a very adorable Latina.
It seemed funny at first but as the day has dwindled down and I sit in bed eating a box of coconut popsicles, I can't help but feel terribly sad.


Clinical depression, baby.


Fuck

[Slippy]

Some fancy schmancy tree-hugging faggot said that to me once. "It's like your spirit is broken, you don't give off the same energy"

Listen, you animal-humping ass.........I got pissed and puked on before I even went to work. Excuse me for not having my "Miss Sunshine" smile on.

Shake it off!

[sickfeeling]

Some fancy schmancy tree-hugging faggot said that to me once. "It's like your spirit is broken, you don't give off the same energy"

Listen, you animal-humping ass.........I got pissed and puked on before I even went to work. Excuse me for not having my "Miss Sunshine" smile on.

Shake it off!

It's just that it caught me off guard. Usually when she sees me we chat and she smiles and that's that. She literally winced when she recognized me.

Piss

[Jack-A-Roe]

community college is rough

[HeinousMark]

Many years ago I went into this crafts place with my GF because she wanted to buy beads. This older woman, sales clerk, 55ish, looks at me and says something like "You should buy leather and make some boots, to go with your hairshirt." and I was all because I didn't know what the term meant then. When I looked it up, I was pissed off, but she was really extremely perceptive....

[Lemmy]

"Sickfeeling, you look terrible; you look like a homeless veteran. There is something wrong with you... Your aura is broken."

She is my favorite professor. Also a very adorable Latina.
It seemed funny at first but as the day has dwindled down and I sit in bed eating a box of coconut popsicles, I can't help but feel terribly sad.


Clinical depression, baby.


Fuck

Ypu should have just told her that her tits looked sloppy.

[sickfeeling]

community college is rough

I'm at an average public university.
I was kicked out of Rice university, though.
Ahhh I love reminiscing about the worst moments of my life.

[sickfeeling]

Ypu should have just told her that her tits looked sloppy.

She actually looked hot. I actually jerked one off to her. While weeping

[MatthewT]

perhaps people who see "auras" should not be taken seriously

[Bruce Wayne]

Some fancy schmancy tree-hugging faggot said that to me once. "It's like your spirit is broken, you don't give off the same energy"

Listen, you animal-humping ass.........I got pissed and puked on before I even went to work. Excuse me for not having my "Miss Sunshine" smile on.

Shake it off!

this is why you end up with the losers. A nice guy is trying to make conversation with you and you act abrasive and cunty.

[sickfeeling]

perhaps people who see "auras" should not be taken seriously

I think that was just her way of saying that I look like garbage.

[MatthewT]

my co-worker thinks she can see auras, and tries to diagnose medical conditions therefrom. she is not to be trusted.

[Vyb]

my co-worker thinks she can see auras, and tries to diagnose medical conditions therefrom. she is not to be trusted.

This guy I post with believes there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But he loves you.

He loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!

[sickfeeling]

This guy I post with believes there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

But he loves you.

He loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!

YOU CITE YOUR REFERENCES YOU LiTTLE HARLOT

[MatthewT]

YOU CITE YOUR REFERENCES YOU LiTTLE HARLOT

George Carlin

[sickfeeling]

George Carlin

well no SHEEET
so you really believe all that mooga-booga religious stuff or is it shtick?

[MatthewT]

it's all real dude, although i am seriously contemplating moving on to greener pastures, so to speak

[MatthewT]

or going to war with sb

one or the other

[HeinousMark]

it's all real dude, although i am seriously contemplating moving on to greener pastures, so to speak

Uh oh.....that's what Jim Jones said when he left LA.....

[newcastlefan]

"Sickfeeling, you look terrible; you look like a homeless veteran. There is something wrong with you... Your aura is broken."

She is my favorite professor. Also a very adorable Latina.
It seemed funny at first but as the day has dwindled down and I sit in bed eating a box of coconut popsicles, I can't help but feel terribly sad.


Clinical depression, baby.


Fuck

you always look broken