My wife gets upset when I sweep the kitchen foor.

[Bro]

Because I pick her shit up off the floor and put it on a chair. Like 5 pairs of shoes.

[bobtraw]

Do you live where it's rainy/snowy? I live where it's dry 99 percent of the time and if someone left five pairs of shoes in the kitchen without there being any snow or rain I would sweep their leg.

[nazdrowie]

Leadz gets yelled at for shoveling snow

[MatthewT]

Husbands who do housework may have less sex, study says

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...k-sex/1880719/

[Bro]

It's not like I hide her shoes. I just put them on a chair.

[Bro]

Husbands who do housework may have less sex, study says

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...k-sex/1880719/

You don't clean, mathew? Never swept a kitchen floor?

[freds]

i throw shit into a big pile. like a pyramid.

[bobtraw]

Matthew has sex all the time, motherfucker!

[Bro]

It started because i said the floor need to be mopped and I would do it tomorrow.

Then it escalated to the shoes.

She picked up her shoes and swept the floor.

[Bro]

Matthew has sex all the time, motherfucker!

[acagirl98]

That's fucking disgusting. Shoes in the house is disgusting, never mind on a chair.

[Stew Nod]

Do you live where it's rainy/snowy? I live where it's dry 99 percent of the time and if someone left five pairs of shoes in the kitchen without there being any snow or rain I would sweep their leg.

LOL @ leg sweep

[Stew Nod]

Husbands who do housework may have less sex, study says


http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...k-sex/1880719/

Oh fuck I cleaned the fridge today...well, I'm off to slap the meat puppet

[Daveindiego]

WTF are you doing? No wonder she's pissed. You're taking her job from her.

Go buy her a new broom, and tell her it's all hers.

[Mlaw]

It's not like I hide her shoes. I just put them on a chair.

my mother would beat you senseless, not for moving the shoes but for putting them on a chair (or table) it's some crazy old Italian superstition

[zhukov]

I would take my assault weapon and shoot the fuck outta those shoes

[acagirl98]

my mother would beat you senseless, not for moving the shoes but for putting them on a chair (or table) it's some crazy old Italian superstition

and irish. bad luck and it's fucking foul.

[BleedingGums]

Leadz gets yelled at for shoveling snow

bump

[Bro]

it's amazing how many cleaning products I have but she doesn't appear to clean.

I cleaned out under the sink and found 6 containers of clorox wipes. All full. What ever happened to a soap and sponge? Now we need wipes to wipe down everything.

I have a case of swiffer pads that never get used. BTW swiffer is the biggest scam going. it doesn't clean shit. It cleans a floor that is already clean.

[Bro]

my mother would beat you senseless, not for moving the shoes but for putting them on a chair (or table) it's some crazy old Italian superstition

My father-in law yelled at me for putting my hat on the kitchen table. he was like, a hat is the dirtiest thing ever. He then proceeded to let his small dog sit on the table.