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    My favorite professor saw me standing outside the campus library and said....

    "Sickfeeling, you look terrible; you look like a homeless veteran. There is something wrong with you... Your aura is broken."

    She is my favorite professor. Also a very adorable Latina.
    It seemed funny at first but as the day has dwindled down and I sit in bed eating a box of coconut popsicles, I can't help but feel terribly sad.


    Clinical depression, baby.


    Fuck

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    Some fancy schmancy tree-hugging faggot said that to me once. "It's like your spirit is broken, you don't give off the same energy"

    Listen, you animal-humping ass.........I got pissed and puked on before I even went to work. Excuse me for not having my "Miss Sunshine" smile on.

    Shake it off!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Some fancy schmancy tree-hugging faggot said that to me once. "It's like your spirit is broken, you don't give off the same energy"

    Listen, you animal-humping ass.........I got pissed and puked on before I even went to work. Excuse me for not having my "Miss Sunshine" smile on.

    Shake it off!
    It's just that it caught me off guard. Usually when she sees me we chat and she smiles and that's that. She literally winced when she recognized me.

    Piss

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    community college is rough

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    Many years ago I went into this crafts place with my GF because she wanted to buy beads. This older woman, sales clerk, 55ish, looks at me and says something like "You should buy leather and make some boots, to go with your hairshirt." and I was all because I didn't know what the term meant then. When I looked it up, I was pissed off, but she was really extremely perceptive....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickfeeling View Post
    "Sickfeeling, you look terrible; you look like a homeless veteran. There is something wrong with you... Your aura is broken."

    She is my favorite professor. Also a very adorable Latina.
    It seemed funny at first but as the day has dwindled down and I sit in bed eating a box of coconut popsicles, I can't help but feel terribly sad.


    Clinical depression, baby.


    Fuck
    Ypu should have just told her that her tits looked sloppy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack-A-Roe View Post
    community college is rough
    I'm at an average public university.
    I was kicked out of Rice university, though.
    Ahhh I love reminiscing about the worst moments of my life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    Ypu should have just told her that her tits looked sloppy.
    She actually looked hot. I actually jerked one off to her. While weeping

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    perhaps people who see "auras" should not be taken seriously
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Some fancy schmancy tree-hugging faggot said that to me once. "It's like your spirit is broken, you don't give off the same energy"

    Listen, you animal-humping ass.........I got pissed and puked on before I even went to work. Excuse me for not having my "Miss Sunshine" smile on.

    Shake it off!
    this is why you end up with the losers. A nice guy is trying to make conversation with you and you act abrasive and cunty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    perhaps people who see "auras" should not be taken seriously
    I think that was just her way of saying that I look like garbage.

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    my co-worker thinks she can see auras, and tries to diagnose medical conditions therefrom. she is not to be trusted.
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    my co-worker thinks she can see auras, and tries to diagnose medical conditions therefrom. she is not to be trusted.
    This guy I post with believes there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

    But he loves you.

    He loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    This guy I post with believes there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time!

    But he loves you.

    He loves you, and he needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money!
    YOU CITE YOUR REFERENCES YOU LiTTLE HARLOT

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickfeeling View Post
    YOU CITE YOUR REFERENCES YOU LiTTLE HARLOT
    George Carlin
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    George Carlin
    well no SHEEET
    so you really believe all that mooga-booga religious stuff or is it shtick?

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    it's all real dude, although i am seriously contemplating moving on to greener pastures, so to speak
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    or going to war with sb

    one or the other
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    it's all real dude, although i am seriously contemplating moving on to greener pastures, so to speak
    Uh oh.....that's what Jim Jones said when he left LA.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sickfeeling View Post
    "Sickfeeling, you look terrible; you look like a homeless veteran. There is something wrong with you... Your aura is broken."

    She is my favorite professor. Also a very adorable Latina.
    It seemed funny at first but as the day has dwindled down and I sit in bed eating a box of coconut popsicles, I can't help but feel terribly sad.


    Clinical depression, baby.


    Fuck
    you always look broken
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

    The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.

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