Doctor Says I Probably Have Gout

[Mur]

I think alcoholics get it.

[newcastlefan]

Is that the disease where your dick shrivels up and drops off ?

no, that's called blairgistic syndrome.

[MissPoker]

Is that the disease where your dick shrivels up and drops off ?

i hope so

[PullMyFinger]

i hope u die

i hope so

I'm starting to sense some tension here.

[MissPoker]

I'm starting to sense some tension here.

im bleeding

[PullMyFinger]

im bleeding

Oh, sorry to hear. Do your boobs get bigger during that time of the month?

[stripes]

thanks obama & i mean it this time

[newcastlefan]

I think alcoholics get it.

you get it because a chemical called purines concentrates in your extremities. purines are a byproduct of digesting proteins and they concentrate when you get dehydrated. in the past fat people who got gout were fat because they had more money and ate better (more meats) and drank too much beer and alcohol and did less physical labor than others, so it became described as an ailment of fat people.

purines form crystals in your tissues when they get concentrated. the shape of a purine crystal is knife-like so when crystals form they break the surrounding cells and the fluids leak out. you swell up and you are in pain because every movement is literally walking on knives.

to stop having this,you make sure you are hydrated all the time, and you take a little white pill called allopurinol every day: poof no more gout.

[MissPoker]

Oh, sorry to hear. Do your boobs get bigger during that time of the month?

they are always huge

[MatthewT]

i hope so

[Mur]

you get it because a chemical called purines concentrates in your extremities. purines are a byproduct of digesting proteins and they concentrate when you get dehydrated. in the past fat people who got gout were fat because they had more money and ate better (more meats) and drank too much beer and alcohol and did less physical labor than others, so it became described as an ailment of fat people.

purines form crystals in your tissues when they get concentrated. the shape of a purine crystal is knife-like so when crystals form they break the surrounding cells and the fluids leak out. you swell up and you are in pain because every movement is literally walking on knives.

to stop having this,you make sure you are hydrated all the time, and you take a little white pill called allopurinol every day: poof no more gout.

[PullMyFinger]

they are always huge

Yes, they are.

How is the knee doing?

[ChuckZ]

im bleeding

[newcastlefan]

im bleeding

a blairgectomy will cause that: he's a leech and you get some bleeding when they are ripped off.

[Chwizas Girl]

dwink chewwy juice (sws)

[MissPoker]

Yes, they are.

How is the knee doing?

Not well

[Chwizas Girl]

Dr. Fwoggy, what is your advice on shingles vaccine.

[The Shiv]

i hope u die

[Gwarn1]

Cherry juice works as well as all the medications they'll give you and it's all natural

[Shine]

i hope u die