My mom over heard my sister making a joke to me about trying to get a rich boyfriend.

[MatthewT]

and commonplace

[DogStar69]

[Mom overhears sister making gay joke about Mario]



Mario: I think its your and Dads fault. One of you guys got a fucked up chromosone and I did not ask for this. Maybe you should not have opened up a god dam disco with Dad in the seventies cause that might have had something to do with me being gay!

Mom: Grow up.

Your mom makes a great point.

[Mack]

Mine are too

Mine too!!

Oh, wait...

[The Gas Face]

This doesn't sound believable to me.

[Hawk kneed]

Oh.

I didn't realize you'd been the "recipient"

[MatthewT]

Oh.

I didn't realize you'd been the "recipient"

see psychic above

[Super Mario]

This doesn't sound believable to me.

you have partial Down's syndrome no 1 expected you to

[The Gas Face]

you have partial Down's syndrome no 1 expected you to

your mom really doesn't think you're gay? how come you never bring home a girlfriend? and what's with the fucking insult?

[Super Mario]

your mom really doesn't think you're gay? how come you never bring home a girlfriend? and what's with the fucking insult?

I never brought home a boyfriend either why? Because she's fucking crazy! why would I make up something so stupid and pointless like this?

[sickfeeling]

all the gay guys and gals i know were poor and living with their parents until they hit 40
at 40 suddenly they all buy subarus and quaint little suburban homes and have custom kitchens

fucking gay/lesbian conspiracy union really pays members off well

[MatthewT]

your mom really doesn't think you're gay? how come you never bring home a girlfriend? and what's with the fucking insult?

how do you insult a Bronie?

[sickfeeling]

mario you need to introduce your mom to a few boyfriends...
when you do find someone that you want to be in a long term relationship it might be easier if someone you truly want to be with isn't your moms first introduction to ALTERNATIVE SEXUALITY

[sickfeeling]

how do you insult a Bronie?

ask how much allowance they spend on pony stuff each week
it isn't so much insulting their pastime, but it does allude to the fact that bronies all get income in the form of parental allowances
for best effect, ask in front of females

[Super Mario]

I have a reputation of being genuine I'm here and I don't appreciate being called a liar

[MatthewT]

your mom really doesn't think you're gay? how come you never bring home a girlfriend? and what's with the fucking insult?

soooooo.....how much of your allowance do you spend on My Little Pony stuff?

[MatthewT]

I have a reputation of being genuine I'm here and I don't appreciate being called a liar

someone not believing the story isn't calling you a liar Mario

[sickfeeling]

mario is like a bizarro jeton
he is healthy and happy and likeable
plus he isn't infected

[The Gas Face]

soooooo.....how much of your allowance do you spend on My Little Pony stuff?

200 per week.

[MatthewT]

mario is like a bizarro jeton
he is healthy and happy and likeable
plus he isn't infected

and single

[MatthewT]

200 per week.

are you sure you want to be a Bronie?