[Mom overhears sister making gay joke about Mario]
Mario: I think its your and Dads fault. One of you guys got a fucked up chromosone and I did not ask for this. Maybe you should not have opened up a god dam disco with Dad in the seventies cause that might have had something to do with me being gay!
mario you need to introduce your mom to a few boyfriends...
when you do find someone that you want to be in a long term relationship it might be easier if someone you truly want to be with isn't your moms first introduction to ALTERNATIVE SEXUALITY
ask how much allowance they spend on pony stuff each week
it isn't so much insulting their pastime, but it does allude to the fact that bronies all get income in the form of parental allowances
for best effect, ask in front of females