[Mom overhears sister making gay joke about Mario]
Mom: Why do you keep making fun of your brother for being gay?
Sister: Uh, are you serious?
Mario: I am mom.
Mom: You better not be.
Mom: I think you just say that for negative attention.
Mario: I think its your and Dads fault. One of you guys got a fucked up chromosone and I did not ask for this. Maybe you should not have opened up a god dam disco with Dad in the seventies cause that might have had something to do with me being gay!
Mom: Grow up.