Howard: "I got to lose 7 pounds before next week"

[GaryPuppet]

"Gary tell my assistant to get me some carrots"

[RumBalls]

Did he really say that?

[The Cocksman]

"Gary tell my assistant to get me some carrots"

Gary don't forget to count my cashews.

[MissKitty]

Why can't his therapist help him? Unless that is a lie also. So if you are busy going all the time then you can't be asked to do anything...

[dude]

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[Chuck Kongo]

He could drop a few pounds just by reducing the thickness and density of his wig.

[slab0meat]

portions

[MobyDick]

Why can't his therapist help him? Unless that is a lie also. So if you are busy going all the time then you can't be asked to do anything...

I stopped believing he went to a therapist years ago, because it just became to ridiculous that he was going there 3 days a week for over 10 years, and screaming that it wasn't doing him any good, etc. I mean that's mental ward level stuff, nobody does that. Like most stuff with Howard, when stuff gets a little too outrageous and it makes little to no sense, it most likely isn't true. So yeah, pics or it didn't happen.

[Teeney]

worked for robin

[JohnnyDollar]

I think I lost 2-3 pounds on the toilet this morning!

[Chuck Kongo]

If he would get all of Ralph's semen pumped from his stomach, there is probably a couple more pounds lost.

[SalsMasterShake]

Meatballs, huh?... I thought he'd "evolved?"

He'd do live reads for the Nazi Party if they paid him the marbles up front.

[Lou Skunt]

Gary don't forget to count my cashews.

Gary, please cut my 2oz salmon in half, and pour out half of my Poland Spring water. I hope he passes out from malnourishment.

[killallposers]

whaaaaat a totallll faaaag

[GaryPuppet]

I think I lost 2-3 pounds on the toilet this morning!

Was it a floater or a sinker?

[tHISisKiSSeL]

he should go to beth's "grandma's house" and get 7lbs of beak and loose neck skin removed again.

[username]

Why can't his therapist help him? Unless that is a lie also. So if you are busy going all the time then you can't be asked to do anything...

His therapist shares the same illness as Howard. 5000 years if in-breading in the tribe make them crazy. The therapist thinks its normal to only care about money and to show power by having the goyish count carrots and cashew nuts to Howard.

The sad thing is that Howard would look better with 20-30 pounds + minimum weight training.

What is wrong with Howard's personal trainer that don't teach Howard about weights and diet?

[schnauzer]

Howard's anorexia will end up killing him.

[ohmicah]

What is wrong with Howard's personal trainer that don't teach Howard about weights and diet?

Because Howard is trying to look like a woman?