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    don't be upset because you're poor mario. That's not good life sportsmanship
    I am all that is man!

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    I have an 2012 SUV that is utilitarian and comfortable. It's no chick magnet


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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post


    And your police sirens sound fucking retarded!
    Get it right next time
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Plastic American cars?
    Cheap and nasty dash... boring as fuck with no style
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutter View Post
    don't be upset because you're poor mario. That's not good life sportsmanship
    don't bother me until Walking Dead is over bitch

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    why would I be upset every car I owned was an American car and it went to shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    why would I be upset every car I owned was an American car and it went to shit
    Because you probably crashed them all like the last one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    What do you think about this old time Mac ad?

    I spent like an hour on YouTube trying to find the best ever "I'm A Mac...I'm A PC" advertisement, but it seems to no longer be politically correct or something.... The one where the big fat ugly bitch says "I am large and in charge!" and then hot chick says "I'm fun! ".... that was the greatest commercial ever.
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    eat it up...this is why I want to see you die. The car people don't care about you or fucking horses or farmers they care about making shitty American cars that are the worst in the world and treating there employees like expendable garbage. Seriously fuck all of you fucking robots who eat the shit you make me sick dismissed Clint Eastwood cock sucking fucking faggots


    It sucks not being able to afford a car I'm guessing.
    A train leaving every night..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    The people that assemble cars are unionized and make more money than me. Why do you think cars are so expensive these days.
    No offense bro, but you sit around posting and GIMPing all day in your parents' franchise store, and occasionally ring up some vacuum cleaner bags or a belt, maybe try to convince some old people to buy a new vac once in a while. Those awful union people are working on their feet, with power tools and machinery whizzing all around them, and if they fuck up the results will be much worse for you than dust bunnies for a week or two. It boggles my mind that so many right-wingers will passionately defend incompetent, lazy, corrupt, and unaccountable CEOs who take down millions and millions per year, but begrudge a man who actually WORKS for earning a wage that might support a family in a reasonably humble yet comfortable lifestyle.....
    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Because you probably crashed them all like the last one.
    I plan on running over a fat vacuum salesman from South Carolina next time

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    I bought a new car yesterday. Commercials had nothing to do with it

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    Say what you want but when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West make a car commercial together, regardless of the brand, I am buying it.

    I just hope its not a Lamborghini.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyJax View Post
    Say what you want but when Kim Kardashian and Kanye West make a car commercial together, regardless of the brand, I am buying it.

    I just hope its not a Lamborghini.
    I want to use your chest as a pillow and rub your forearms all night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I want to use your chest as a pillow and rub your forearms all night.
    Off Topic,

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    lol


    i own 3 vehicles plus get to drive a work one for free................life..............you 0...............................lol

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    Mario rules.
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    I am normally an atheist and a pacifist but when ever I see a kid named Hunter, I secretly pray for him and his parents to be in a car that hits a cement wall and bursts into flames. I want to see Hunter's faggot little face melt in the window.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaw_belize View Post
    lol


    i own 3 vehicles plus get to drive a work one for free................life..............you 0...............................lol
    your hill jacked up face..... Mine I win
    you getting married to the first fat chick that let you stick your dick in her and getting married and her pregnant at 26.... Me single with opportunities . ...I win. have fun driving to your shit work sucker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by deverrant View Post
    Mario rules.
    awww

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    eat it up...this is why I want to see you die. The car people don't care about you or fucking horses or farmers they care about making shitty American cars that are the worst in the world and treating there employees like expendable garbage. Seriously fuck all of you fucking robots who eat the shit you make me sick dismissed Clint Eastwood cock sucking fucking faggots
    American cars are the worst in the world? Clearly, you've never driven a british or italian or french car?

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