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    Unhappy I've come to a coclusion about people during this search...

    Most I've been in contact with have bent over backwards to help and don't know me from Adam.

    I've met some cool people. The one guy I'd gotten to know a bit through this seemed genuinely hurt when he was ruled out as my biological dad... I'm pretty sure I'm going to stay in touch with him. We're still closely related but he's not the guy.


    It was down to him and a totally pretentious douche bag...

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    I had sex with jesus christ

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    I had sex with jesus christ
    did you swallow?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    did you swallow?
    No, but I have come to the coclusion that he cant change his jizzum into wine

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    I had sex with jesus christ
    was he black, did he have BBC?
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    Brules senses the suck in you
    "Would I rather be feared or loved? Um... Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. " - Michael Scott

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    No, but I have come to the coclusion that he cant change his jizzum into wine
    yeah, I'm not changing it.

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    Wait, you are related to a totally pretentious douche bag?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Shine View Post
    Wait, you are related to a totally pretentious douche bag?



    closely, I'm afraid.

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    The guy I was rooting for was is a total guy's guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DrSublux View Post
    I had sex with jesus christ


    Lord Jesus Christ banned from library

    Neighbors say he wears revealing women's clothing

    Updated: Wednesday, 29 Sep 2010, 6:25 PM EDT
    Published : Wednesday, 29 Sep 2010, 4:17 PM EDT
    BELCHERTOWN, Mass. (WWLP) - The Clapp Memorial Library in Belchertown has banned Lord Jesus Christ from entering the building.
    Christ, whose full legal name is Lord Jesus Christ III, is a Belchertown resident who lives around the corner from the library.
    The Republican newspaper reported that the library's director said Christ was being very rude and "needy." He said Christ was always asking people for paper and pencils and cutting in line to ask questions.
    Chief Fran Fox of the Belchertown Police Department told 22News that on September 8th, the trustees of the library filed a trespassing notice that banned Christ from entering the library.
    Christ told the paper he was being discriminated against because he was black and a transsexual.
    Neighbors told us he sometimes wears revealing women's clothing.
    22News went to Christ's apartment to speak with him, but, he was not there. Instead, we spoke with his neighbors who all told us that they supported the library.
    "I think it was fair because nobody should go in there dressed like he does with short skirts, thongs showing; and a lot of people are taking their kids out of there," Arlene Weks said.
    The library director told the Republican that they did not ban him because of his clothing; it was simply because of his behavior.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    was he black, did he have BBC?
    Yes, according to the article

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigger Please View Post
    Lord Jesus Christ banned from library

    Neighbors say he wears revealing women's clothing

    Updated: Wednesday, 29 Sep 2010, 6:25 PM EDT
    Published : Wednesday, 29 Sep 2010, 4:17 PM EDT
    BELCHERTOWN, Mass. (WWLP) - The Clapp Memorial Library in Belchertown has banned Lord Jesus Christ from entering the building.
    Christ, whose full legal name is Lord Jesus Christ III, is a Belchertown resident who lives around the corner from the library.
    The Republican newspaper reported that the library's director said Christ was being very rude and "needy." He said Christ was always asking people for paper and pencils and cutting in line to ask questions.
    Chief Fran Fox of the Belchertown Police Department told 22News that on September 8th, the trustees of the library filed a trespassing notice that banned Christ from entering the library.
    Christ told the paper he was being discriminated against because he was black and a transsexual.
    Neighbors told us he sometimes wears revealing women's clothing.
    22News went to Christ's apartment to speak with him, but, he was not there. Instead, we spoke with his neighbors who all told us that they supported the library.
    "I think it was fair because nobody should go in there dressed like he does with short skirts, thongs showing; and a lot of people are taking their kids out of there," Arlene Weks said.
    The library director told the Republican that they did not ban him because of his clothing; it was simply because of his behavior.
    Zig lives!!!
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    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    Zig is not black, though

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrulesRules View Post
    was he black, did he have BBC?

    no he was a heeb with a nubbin of a cockles

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigger Please View Post
    Zig is not black, though
    It's a miracle!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Nikkerz View Post
    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.

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    So you've found your pops?
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    So you've found your pops?
    yes, Jesus Christ
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    Brules senses the suck in you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    Most I've been in contact with have bent over backwards to help and don't know me from Adam.

    I've met some cool people. The one guy I'd gotten to know a bit through this seemed genuinely hurt when he was ruled out as my biological dad... I'm pretty sure I'm going to stay in touch with him. We're still closely related but he's not the guy.


    It was down to him and a totally pretentious douche bag...
    Just don't get ya hopes up to high... Good luck
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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigger Please View Post
    Lord Jesus Christ banned from library

    Neighbors say he wears revealing women's clothing

    Updated: Wednesday, 29 Sep 2010, 6:25 PM EDT
    Published : Wednesday, 29 Sep 2010, 4:17 PM EDT
    BELCHERTOWN, Mass. (WWLP) - The Clapp Memorial Library in Belchertown has banned Lord Jesus Christ from entering the building.
    Christ, whose full legal name is Lord Jesus Christ III, is a Belchertown resident who lives around the corner from the library.
    The Republican newspaper reported that the library's director said Christ was being very rude and "needy." He said Christ was always asking people for paper and pencils and cutting in line to ask questions.
    Chief Fran Fox of the Belchertown Police Department told 22News that on September 8th, the trustees of the library filed a trespassing notice that banned Christ from entering the library.
    Christ told the paper he was being discriminated against because he was black and a transsexual.
    Neighbors told us he sometimes wears revealing women's clothing.
    22News went to Christ's apartment to speak with him, but, he was not there. Instead, we spoke with his neighbors who all told us that they supported the library.
    "I think it was fair because nobody should go in there dressed like he does with short skirts, thongs showing; and a lot of people are taking their kids out of there," Arlene Weks said.
    The library director told the Republican that they did not ban him because of his clothing; it was simply because of his behavior.
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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