***OFFICIAL*** Oscar Awards Thread

**sstressed** · 02-24-2013, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by GHP

Harry Potter looks really awkward now that he's all grown up

yeah he does. i was thinking he was into penis for awhile there but apparently he likes girls. i guess.

he's a wizard so i guess he could go both ways.

**sstressed** · 02-24-2013, 05:59 PM

salma covered up her boobs.

**ilovebacon** · 02-24-2013, 06:00 PM

Helena Bonham Carter used to be so pretty- it's like she just gave up

**Ritalin Melt** · 02-24-2013, 06:00 PM

Originally Posted by ilovebacon

Helena Bonham Carter used to be so pretty- it's like she just gave up

id still pee on her

**Ritalin Melt** · 02-24-2013, 06:01 PM

why the fuck does Jenifer Aniston get to go?

**GHP** · 02-24-2013, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by Ritalin Melt

why the fuck does Jenifer Aniston get to go?

She looks like she rode there on a motorcycle

**Ritalin Melt** · 02-24-2013, 06:02 PM

Matt LeBlanc is huffing cooking spray in a back alley somewhere crying

**zhukov** · 02-24-2013, 06:02 PM

hey a female bigfoot

**PullMyFinger** · 02-24-2013, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by ilovebacon

Helena Bonham Carter used to be so pretty- it's like she just gave up

Her husband probably dresses her.

**ilovebacon** · 02-24-2013, 06:03 PM

Originally Posted by zhukov

hey a female bigfoot

Grape Ape

**zhukov** · 02-24-2013, 06:03 PM

Halle Berry looking good but isn't she totally nuts?

**Ritalin Melt** · 02-24-2013, 06:03 PM

Jenifer Garner is such an empty bobble headed fuckbox

too much gum to teeth ratio though

she is like a young Geena Davis without the brain

**Ritalin Melt** · 02-24-2013, 06:04 PM

Halle Berrys night will end with a drunken call to 911

**ilovebacon** · 02-24-2013, 06:05 PM

What. Are. You. Saying. Adele.

**GHP** · 02-24-2013, 06:05 PM

Is that the universe

**zhukov** · 02-24-2013, 06:05 PM

Adele now profiling as an Abrams M1 tank.

**Ritalin Melt** · 02-24-2013, 06:05 PM

Adele dont eat Kristin, you will choke, she is all bones and gristle

**zhukov** · 02-24-2013, 06:05 PM

damn clooney is a runt

**Engaged Chicken** · 02-24-2013, 06:05 PM

Hi everyone. Who in the fuck is that annoying tiny woman with the baby voice and tendons popping out on her neck that is doing the interviewing? JESUS. Tiny little annoying twat.