Courtesy of Howard for making Scott sit thru and record Emily's Zoo Za Zoo album.
Please don't cock block me on Twitter
Put that in a Stern Show trophy case along with the medal Quivers received for Bagel Shopping.
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one. It's true.
- Patton Oswalt
Good for him. He deserves it after putting up with Howard being such a gigantic asshole to him for 20+ years.
Photography's a joke. Anyone can be a photographer. You do your scary great pictures because you're a professional. I'll take my stupid...automatic camera...take pictures and we'll see if people can tell the difference. - HS, 2-1-02

does everyone who bowls a 300 get a ring?
sb[SIGPIC]
That chick is not too shabby...Anyone wonder if he went to the snack bar, downed some Miller Lites to celebrate and then got up the nerve to barge into the ESPN truck and ask if he could offer her a Brunswick?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=Brunswick
I would love to hear the bababooey someone yelled while he bowled
Holy Shit! Scott is actually Richard Kuklinski "The Iceman Killer". I thought he died in jail. Someone should notify the authorities that the "Iceman" is still on the lose.
Good for Scott!! Is that the ring that Howard paid for?
Scott's bowling league information (damn good bowler): http://membership.bowl.com/USBCsearc...1&suffix=20315
Howard could have either bought Scott a 10K Yellow Gold ring for $800, or the 14K Yellow Gold for $1160. Info is here: http://usbcongress.http.internapcdn....dult_Youth.pdf
I like when I bowl and i get a turkey! I feel like a kingpin!!! Sweeter than you!
yay howard actually came through![]()
☃ "There are entire websites dedicated to how ugly my wife is."
The ONLY....uh...."entertaining".....bowler on the planet with Scott the Engineer sitting in the background in the audience, isn't it?
GODDAMIT! THAT'S RIGHT! I DID IT! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I AM!
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