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  1. 02-24-2013, 02:52 PM #21
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    We used to call that duckpin bowling.
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    Did you ever snort cocaine and go bowling, Schmoops?
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    I don't even like to drink when bowling. I take bowling very seriously and I'm very competitive.
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    Have you ever got a turkey before?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Have you ever got a turkey before?
    You can't bowl a 236 without getting a turkey. I think I had 7 or 8 strikes in a row. I still remember that game. I was 15.
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    You should go pro, Schmoop.
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    It was a co-ed traveling bowling team. The 2 girls on my team were going crazy and they both sucked. At bowling that is.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    You can't bowl a 236 without getting a turkey. I think I had 7 or 8 strikes in a row. I still remember that game. I was 15.
    Did your parents take you out for dinner for your spectacular game?
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    You should go pro, Schmoop.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    It was a co-ed traveling bowling team. The 2 girls on my team were going crazy and they both sucked. At bowling that is.
    Did you fuck one of them, Schmoopy? Was that against league rules? I feel like if I was running a bowling league, I would not allow my bowlers to have sex. Bad for business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    Did your parents take you out for dinner for your spectacular game?
    No. I was at that age where I didn't want to be seen with my parents.

    No blind jokes either!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Did you fuck one of them, Schmoopy? Was that against league rules? I feel like if I was running a bowling league, I would not allow my bowlers to have sex. Bad for business.
    Okay. Nice talking to you.
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    Schmoopy dropped his demon seed in them hoes and made them crazy.
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.
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    I was a virgin until one month from my 19th birthday, shit mult.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    No. I was at that age where I didn't want to be seen with my parents.

    No blind jokes either!
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    crack isn't funny
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    Im not bullshitting bro. spam and harass me in my thread like that again and you know what will happen.
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  18. 02-24-2013, 03:14 PM #38
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    16 lb. ball

    straight shot, no curve.


    bowling with my Dad and the finger holes were too big in the ball. on my backswing, ball comes loose and almost lands in his lap.


    shoulda bought me my own ball, Dad!
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  19. 02-24-2013, 03:15 PM #39
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    had to go along the rows of public balls sticking my fingers in them.



    sucks.
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  20. 02-24-2013, 03:16 PM #40
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    I was a virgin until one month from my 19th birthday, shit mult.
    That's when you got that 15 year old girl drunk and then took advantage of her, right?
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