Best Pick Up Line Ever

[kelliejean]

My parents live a little outside of town like half hour drive. I see them once every few months pretty much and obviously at my b-day and other holidays.

You wash your clothes more than every few months though right? Srs not being a jerk

[Ryan Lever]

You wash your clothes more than every few months though right? Srs not being a jerk

I have TONS of clothes so I wear clean stuff until I go to my parents then I do it there but if I have too i do a load downstairs.

[FatKidSullivan]

What do your mom and dad do for a living, Ryan? Do they have jobs?

[kelliejean]

I have TONS of clothes so I wear clean stuff until I go to my parents then I do it there but if I have too i do a load downstairs.

Yeah, the apartment I lived at had a machine outside my door, but I still let my mom take it home with her on Sunday's

[Blackened]

i am hoping one day my daughter will find me on the computer and contact me.

jesus christ.. that oughta be a healthy experience for her

[Ryan Lever]

What do your mom and dad do for a living, Ryan? Do they have jobs?

My dad has a very good job as a supervisor at a big sawmill hear in town. My mom does not work no they have a nice house and 2 cars.

[Blackened]

I didn't answer you the first time does that tell you anything you pathetic human being.

I own a home and a business, and put my son through college, and a toothless drug addict on welfare just called me pathetic.. thanks for making my evening

[FatKidSullivan]

You should make your dad hire you at the sawmill, Ryan.

[Ryan Lever]

You should make your dad hire you at the sawmill, Ryan.

Ya right

[Blackened]

My dad has a very good job as a supervisor at a big sawmill hear in town. My mom does not work no they have a nice house and 2 cars.

you can thank your unemployed mother and your dad with his 8 dollar an hour job for the state of your couch/bed

[Avery]

My parents might be tossing out the couch their dog slept and pissed on. Do you want it, Ryan? You'll have to pay for shipping, if you can its yours.

[Blackened]

i am hoping one day my daughter will find me on the computer.

[Blackened]

[Dirty South]

Just when you think Lever can't possibly get any more pathetic...

[artiesoffspring]

You should make your dad hire you at the sawmill, Ryan.

He'd be dead end of the week.

[artiesoffspring]

I own a home and a business, and put my son through college, and a toothless drug addict on welfare just called me pathetic.. thanks for making my evening

Did you piss your pants laughing? Ryan pissed his pants laughing. Then pissed the same pants laughing as he called you pathetic. He then used those same pants to strain his spaghetti.