Sarah Jessica Parker on the latest cover of Harper's Bazaar Magazine (China edition)

[Imus O Sternsky]

Are you suggesting that Matthew is into her for her money? $45 million isn't enough?

Good point

[Teeney]

She looks like an alien tranny.

[Dick Gozinya]

The first time I saw Sara Jessica Parker was in a cheesy early 80s movie with Helen Hunt when I was a kid. They played some kind of high school dancers....I think it was a Footloose ripoff or something. Parker had to be about 18 or 19 and she wasn't even attractive back then. She's NEVER EVER been attractive. She still looked like a tranny in her teens. I couldn't believe she became a "star" like 15 years later. She's an uggo and she's not a good actress. She must have sold her soul to the same Crossroads Demon Stuttering John did....

It was Footloose. Horseface, but kickass body for years. Looked her best in that Vegas Honeymoon movie she did.

[Martina]

It is a total airbrushed painting, but they made her eyes larger but forgot to make her nose smaller and her jawline smaller, hair and eyes look good, like a giant painting.

[mrd160]

Monster

[Chuck Kongo]

It was Footloose. Horseface, but kickass body for years. Looked her best in that Vegas Honeymoon movie she did.

This....she kind of resembles Ashley Stern in this....

[wigtropolis]

I heard she has a vag that can talk

[Quite Frankly]

[Goods]

[Big Bird]

Offah!

[cah155]

What an odd odd face

[MutteringJohn]

It was a two horse race and Beth lost.

[NotMyBro]

Dear lord... she looks hideous. Why would any mag want her on the cover? They want to sell LESS magazines?! And her husband who's a MURDERER is a fucking shithead for fucking this fugly creature.

[Gretsch Man]

She'd make a great Morticia Adams.

[jrstinkfish]

This....she kind of resembles Ashley Stern in this....

Been mentioned before, but once Ashley started resembling SJP more and more, Howard suddenly couldn't mention her name without remarking how attractive he thought she was. Even though most normal men would agree she looks like a witch. The one nice thing he ever did for his kid, apparently.

[tired]

wtf!

[Odd Vaark]

[Tans Lover]

Good point

Matthew can have his own fun hanging out with his Broadway friends. Not hard to figure this out.

[peterfonda]

Sarah Jessica Parker is a well known actress of stage, screen and television with a net worth of $90 million. Sarah Jessica Parker has earned her net worth through the many performances in the theatre, in films and her many roles on television series, such as Sex in the City.

Matthew is worth 1/2 that at 45 million. Not to bad but but the women have a longer shelf life

Are you suggesting that Matthew is into her for her money? $45 million isn't enough?

[telecaster69]

It was Footloose. Horseface, but kickass body for years. Looked her best in that Vegas Honeymoon movie she did.

Yep. I think she played Chris Penn's girlfriend before he turned into a tub of shit and died.