New Supporter Pricing Structure Beginning Feb.28th

[Engaged Chicken]

Shut up cunt, you were never going to pay anyway. "I only pay for good websites", bitch please.

Now please tell us how amazing you are and how everyone else is crazy.

Sorry if i got out of line with your woman bro. I respect you .

I'm pretty used to it.

[SleepingWarrior]

Why not sell ads and only have non supporters see them?

Because that is like inviting a vampire in your home.

[Bro]

She's a conflict poster.

She's a scorned woman. She got burned and now she's full of bile and hate.

[nazdrowie]

How is your evening going so far Naz?

so far so good

[Dawg]

[HeinousMark]

I would just kill your account right now if not for your husband. He really is a cool dude and funny too. I have no idea why he puts up with you though.

Wow......hardcore......

[Billy]

Now hold on before you get all hissy. Anyone with a lifetime or sub or anything else for that matter is Grandfathered in. If you have subscribed for 5 bucks a month it will stay 5 see? However, you can cancel that sub and signup with the new price it's up to you how much you want to help.

Now, from the beginning Monk and I pledged no ads. There is no way in hell we can operate with no ads and or Supporters. So, if we continue to have an ad free site we need help from you guys to run this place. Believe me this another full time job after my real full time job.

We have had the same pricing since August of 2010. Well 2 years have passed and pricing on hosting and everything else has gone up. If you think Monk and I are exchanging large amounts of cash then you would be wrong. The bulk of supporter money goes into paying the bills. So beginning Feb28th the new pricing will be as follows.

Month to Month = $10
6 Months = $50
1 Year = $150
Lifetime = $250

Monk and I thank you for your continued support of the Saloon.

That day is my dog's birthday. Well, the 29th is, but whatever.

[freds]

She's a scorned woman. She got burned and now she's full of bile and hate.

a plunger will extract the bile.

[Super Mario]

Well this means I'm going to have to up my price to post here to. With the gossip and constant call out threads have costed me work and men and I brings in members and lol so and I have not seen a dime one for what I sacraficed

[Dawg]

Wow......hardcore......

[BaddFunn]

I'd be a supporter but then the illusion of all of schmooy's rep messages would be broken.

"Some of my best friends let me do coke off their boners. -schmoopy"

"I had an idea. You poop on the floor, and I beat off onto it, and eat it. love, Schmoopy"

"Jizz bubbles out of my jew nose. -schmoopy"

[Dawg]

[jackie the jerk]

In fact shiv, there is like 5 people paying for everyone else around here

MatthewT has paid for like 25 people and Blairg has donated for many also.

[Super Mario]

I'd be a supporter but then the illusion of all of schmooy's rep messages would be broken.

"Some of my best friends let me do coke off their boners. -schmoopy"

"I had an idea. You poop on the floor, and I beat off onto it, and eat it. love, Schmoopy"

"Jizz bubbles out of my jew nose. -schmoopy"

Who ever posted the story about the story about the cock and the coke stoled it from me btw

[RiotGrip]

Dawg, here is a slightly different business plan that you and monk can feel free to kick to the curb or tell me fuck off. Maybe keep prices where they are at, and charge a fee per alert after one per month to a max of three in a 12 month period. Perhaps that would make your lives easier and lower costs of moderating the site. Also posters like Shiv and others who like to whine and demand your protection while simultaneously trying to antagonize others would pay more for the extra time you and other mods devote to dealing with them. If you keep the ban hammer at its current strength level you may be able to run the site just as effectively.

[Dawg]

I mentioned you in another post bro.

[BaddFunn]

We will have to no doubt. As the traffic grows so do the bills.

that's what I'm talking about. and if people complain about the ads, they can pay to make them disappear.

[BaddFunn]

Who ever posted the story about the story about the cock and the coke stoled it from me btw

what do you mean, "whoever". it was clearly signed, "schmoopy"

[jackie the jerk]

I mentioned you in another post bro.

Just seen it

Yep, he even paid for Shiv for 6 months.

Also, lest we forget Jackie the Jerk paid lifetimes for a few also.

[Super Mario]

Shiv tax