Please examine and rank this glazed, sweating column of malevolent evil.
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Please examine and rank this glazed, sweating column of malevolent evil.
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She has the double whammy.
Fake boobs and a tramp stamp.
But I'd still give her a slammy.
8.5
Fake tits and crazy eyes
She'll get it until she cries
7
What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
Jugs are fake, hair like straw,
But yet goddammit, my pants still fall.
7.7
Poetry. All of you. Pure Poetry....brings a tear....![]()

Bad hair, nice face, awful fake titties...7.842
somewhere in Dallas, a stripclub is missing a dancer.
she looks like this one whore
that I fucked in Ennismore
$21
Just looking at her made me shoot my batch
So imma guess we're not a good match.
9.3
after dancing at the club, she turns tricks
and that bubbly ass receives lots of dicks

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