If it was the zombie apocalypse who from dawgs would you want in your "group"?

[Stew Nod]

Thanks pal

LOL, I forgot about you ya crazy fuck

[jackie the jerk]

Chriza- with his love of food he would find it easy for the group

Mack- firearms knowledge

Wicked- medical shit/side booty

Slippy- post apocalypse wife

Dev- gets naked when we come across another group, it distracts them while we steal their shit/side booty

Ted- Black

Baltimore Mike- for future emergency sacrifice, when a giant herd of zombies finds us we shove him in front and they eat him, they will all be so full they wont even bother trying to eats us

[The Cunt]

Lumpy should be on everyones list because he would eat all the zombies.

lol.... this^^^

[Stevie]

Lumpy should be on everyones list because he would eat all the zombies.

You should be on every bodies list cuz Zombies only go after people a brain...

[blairg]

You should be on every bodies list cuz Zombies only go after people a brain...

[Stevie]

[The Cunt]

LOL, I forgot about you ya crazy fuck

You almost became my new hobby

[Stew Nod]

You almost became my new hobby

:whew: :Shiver:

[eliasbboy]

I see how it is.

Just wait until all the shelves have been stripped of writing instruments.

How will you keep write down your zombie tips for further generations?
How will you record your history?
How will you write shopping lists for the token Asian kid to take with him on his excursions into zombie infested Walmarts?

Wood pens muther fuckers. That's how.

Wood pens.

Also, when you run out of paper you can stab some deaders in the head with em.

[blairg]

I see how it is.

Just wait until all the shelves have been stripped of writing instruments.

How will you keep write down your zombie tips for further generations?
How will you record your history?
How will you write shopping lists for the token Asian kid to take with him on his excursions into zombie infested Walmarts?

Wood pens muther fuckers. That's how.

Wood pens.

Also, when you run out of paper you can stab some deaders in the head with em.

[Splash]

I see how it is.

Just wait until all the shelves have been stripped of writing instruments.

How will you keep write down your zombie tips for further generations?
How will you record your history?
How will you write shopping lists for the token Asian kid to take with him on his excursions into zombie infested Walmarts?

Wood pens muther fuckers. That's how.

Wood pens.

Also, when you run out of paper you can stab some deaders in the head with em.

:spam:

[Splash]

Nobody picked me

[jackie the jerk]

Nobody picked me

I pick Splash cuz he is using the avatar I made for him and he could threaten the zombies with nipple clamps.

[Mojopin]

Nobody picked me

What's yer skill?

[Splash]

I pick Splash cuz he is using the avatar I made for him and he could threaten the zombies with nipple clamps.

[Splash]

What's yer skill?

I can clean a fish tank in like 12 minutes

[Mojopin]

I can clean a fish tank in like 12 minutes

That should come in handy. You're my third.

[Splash]

I can also fit into almost any pair of mens shoes and can take care of bangin the ladies while the dudes are killin zombies

[eliasbboy]

You sonsabitches.

Can't you see my veiled attempt at humor is a cry for acceptance? I'm a 6'2" former bouncer and construction worker. I've been shot, stabbed, thrown out of a car, mugged twice, and managed to steal one of the mugger's own cash the last time. I would VERY much appreciate one of you fuckers picking me up to join in the zombie apocalypse fun.

I also have access to weapons, over a dozen vehicles, heavy machinery, and hundreds of powertools. We could easily create some A-Team/Road Warrior type vehicle shit and travel da Earth.

I want to kill zombies damn you!!

[Splash]

You sonsabitches.

Can't you see my veiled attempt at humor is a cry for acceptance? I'm a 6'2" former bouncer and construction worker. I've been shot, stabbed, thrown out of a car, mugged twice, and managed to steal one of the mugger's own cash the last time. I would VERY much appreciate one of you fuckers picking me up to join in the zombie apocalypse fun.

I also have access to weapons, over a dozen vehicles, heavy machinery, and hundreds of powertools. We could easily create some A-Team/Road Warrior type vehicle shit and travel da Earth.

I want to kill zombies damn you!!

Would your wife be joining us too?