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    You fucker

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post



    8...Good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    MatthewT so I can say

    didn't work out too well for that fucker, if i recall correctly
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    I don't know if this was posted out there, this subject line grabbed my attention first.


    Biologists Create 'Zombie Cells' In The Lab Which Outperform Living Counterparts

    http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013...ust_reloaded=1




    Biological researchers have created dead 'zombie' cells in the lab which outperform living cells.

    Seriously.

    A team at Sandia National Laboratories and the University of New Mexico have innovated a technique whereby mammalian cells are coated with silica to form a near-perfect replicas.

    The silica replicants can survive greater pressures and temperatures than flesh, and perform many functions better than the original cells did when alive.

    By painting the cells with silicic acid in a petri dish, the acid embalms the organic matter in the cell down to the nanometer level.

    The silica then acts as a permeable armour, according to Michael Hess at the American Office of Public Affairs.

    That means the cell beneath can be used as a catalyst at far greater temperatures than normal.

    Heating the silica to around 400C evaporates the protein in the cell, but leaves the silica as a three-dimensional replica of the "formerly living being", Hess said.

    "The difference is that instead of modeling the face, say, of a famous criminal, the hardened silica-based cells display internal mineralized structures with intricate features ranging from nano- to millimeter-length scales."
    The valuable biological material can thus be converted into a reusable fossil, which could have uses in fuel cells, decontamination and sensor technology, as well as commercial manufacturing.

    Lead researcher Bryan Kaehr said in a statement that the research distinguishes between a mummy cell and a zombie cell.

    "Our zombie cells bridge chemistry and biology to create forms that not only near-perfectly resemble their past selves, but can do future work," he said, terrifyingly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    didn't work out too well for that fucker, if i recall correctly
    Well he won an Academy Award.



















    Honorary, and posthumously.

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    I think we did this about 9 months ago....
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Schmoopy
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    This sounds like more like a list of who would rather sacrifice to zombies to save your own ass.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeinousMark View Post
    I think we did this about 9 months ago....
    wgas

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    I did thizz thread on SFN...in 2009.
    Did it suck as much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TonyJax View Post
    Did it suck as much?
    I didnt think we were talking about yer mother...
    She said you're like a disease without any cure...
    She said I'm so obsessed that I'm becoming a bore, oh no...
    Ah, you think you're so pretty...

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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    wgas
    wgaf


    DBD- knows lots of stuff
    Lemmy- knows po-leese stuff
    Wicked- knows medical stuff....has big tits
    Stressed- knows weed farming
    Slippy- badass bitch...hawt
    Gwartney- put me on his list last time...loyalty much appreciated
    AmishGirl- intrigues me...I bet she's hawt
    Header- incredibly beautiful pussy
    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    4 of the fattest fucks here, so we could toss them to the zombies for distraction, 1 person with an excellent arsenal, one with excellent outdoormanship for survival - and one with a huge penis.
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    This sounds like more like a list of who would rather sacrifice to zombies to save your own ass.
    AG thought it was a compliment.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Lemmy(same as DBD)
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    GHP(hot, smart, ruthless)
    Budbuddh(worldy guy, knows a ton of shit)

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    Lumpy counts as 8 people


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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    Naz (big MFer, no emotion, hammer hands)
    Satori(muscle)
    Mack(crazy, has balls and guns)
    DBD (seems like a real dude, handy)
    Lemmy(same as DBD)
    Slippy(hot and crazy)
    GHP(hot, smart, ruthless)
    Budbuddh(worldy guy, knows a ton of shit)
    Thanks pal
    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Pin View Post
    You can figure out who posted the best Schmoopy signed reps too. Fucking Cunt started that whole thing, that guy is so fucking funny. http://images.dawgsaloon.com/smilies/jackie-jokeman.gif

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    Lumpy should be on everyones list because he would eat all the zombies.
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    I'm a virgin.

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