Official Jellyatric Evening Thread

[Engaged Chicken]

wtf you gonna do with 5 pounds of paprika

They all come in 1/4 cup sizes too, for like $2.50 each.

[Neesie]

I see Mustard Seeds.

Those are actually white peppercorns. I have no idea why I ordered those. I already have some mustard seeds in my arsenal.

[Gwarn1]

like a father figure?

Yeah, that's it! Is it really that hard to believe that I would want to hang out with a cute young drug addict without wanting her to give me a bj

[flathead]

Spices.

[Engaged Chicken]

Those are actually white peppercorns. I have no idea why I ordered those. I already have some mustard seeds in my arsenal.

You're sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gwarn1]

Oh. Well save it, then. She doesn't give two shits about that. Find someone else to be nice to.

Fuck that, I can't get a junkie to go to lunch with me, I give up on being nice

[Engaged Chicken]

Spices.

Let's see your spice cabinet, flathead.

[Engaged Chicken]

Fuck that, I can't get a junkie to go to lunch with me, I give up on being nice

Junkies don't want lunch.

[Gwarn1]

wtf you gonna do with 5 pounds of paprika

Sprinkle it on 5000 dozen deviled eggs

[Gwarn1]

Run away nighty, this thread sucks

[jonpow]

You gettin snow soon?

[Engaged Chicken]

Sprinkle it on 5000 dozen deviled eggs

[nightshift]

Fuck that, I can't get a junkie to go to lunch with me, I give up on being nice

[Gwarn1]

Junkies don't want lunch.

Well I know that know! After her ignoring my invite three times I figured it out all by myself! I'm good at taking hints

[Neesie]

Oooooooooooooo Neesie!!! Yum!! I'm getting a better look. That Old World seasoning, is that new? Nice pepper grinder.

I don't know if it's new. Here's what's in it:

[nazdrowie]

Let's see your spice cabinet, flathead.

[Engaged Chicken]

Good evening nightshift.

[nightshift]

You gettin snow soon?

yep - freezing rain

sleet

snow

[beatlejews]

Let's see your spice cabinet, flathead.

[P-B]

Almost everything in that spice cabinet has a first ingredient of "salt."