I walk up to a hot looking piece of ass and simply say, Hi I am Ryan lever good for all your 2000 parts
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02-20-2013, 09:49 PM #1DS Supporter
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Best Pick Up Line Ever
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02-20-2013, 09:50 PM #2Maverick
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Originally Posted by Ryan Lever
I walk up to a hot looking piece of ass and simply say, Hi I am Ryan lever good for all your 2000 parts
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02-20-2013, 09:52 PM #3Waiting..........
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You hitting on the girl behind the counter at the Napa Auto store?
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02-20-2013, 09:53 PM #4No
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Nah
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02-20-2013, 09:53 PM #5Outlaw
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You would never have the balls to actually do this. You're actually scared of women, because they hate how smelly and short you are. Originally Posted by Ryan Lever
I walk up to a hot looking piece of ass and simply say, Hi I am Ryan lever good for all your 2000 parts
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02-20-2013, 09:55 PM #6DS Supporter
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Well I'll tell ya right now, that line would NOT work on me - I HATE that soap. Originally Posted by Ryan Lever
I walk up to a hot looking piece of ass and simply say, Hi I am Ryan lever good for all your 2000 parts
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02-20-2013, 09:59 PM #7DS Supporter
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What kind of soap would work? He could change his name to Irish Spring. Originally Posted by AmishGirl
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02-20-2013, 10:01 PM #8DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Scott
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02-20-2013, 10:06 PM #9Outlaw
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You're dirty.
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02-20-2013, 10:07 PM #10Outlaw
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Did anyone teach you how to take a shower or bath when you were a kid, you filthy fuck? I can smell you through the computer.
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02-20-2013, 10:10 PM #11DS Supporter
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Lever, please tell me you are joking
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02-20-2013, 10:10 PM #12Outlaw
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Ryan has never once washed his clothes. Those rags are fucking filthy with oil and dirt and marijuana ashes. Disgusting.
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02-20-2013, 10:10 PM #13Outlaw
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Kellie, doesn't Ryan look like he smells really bad?
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02-20-2013, 10:11 PM #14DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by kelliejean
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02-20-2013, 10:13 PM #15Outlaw
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Ryan, just because you don't have teeth doesn't mean you still don't need to clean out your mouth. You have a yeast infection in there. Gross.
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02-20-2013, 10:17 PM #16Maverick
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I would bet $1000 that Lever hasn't showered within a week.
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Mandingo? Did somebody say Mandingo?
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02-20-2013, 10:22 PM #17Outlaw
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and then he punches you in the face Originally Posted by Ryan Lever
I walk up to a hot looking piece of ass and simply say, Hi I am Ryan lever good for all your 2000 partsHoward is a Vomit.
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02-20-2013, 10:23 PM #18Outlaw
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Ryan, when is the last time you showered? Have you discovered that you're able to get hot water in your apartment?
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02-20-2013, 10:25 PM #19Maverick
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Ryan "I'll ffffuuuuuuck yuuu til you love me, iddhoit" Lever.....
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02-20-2013, 10:30 PM #20Outlaw
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Ryan, I'm glad you're not allowed to see your daughter. I don't trust you around children. I think you would make her sick because you're so fucking dirty.
You don't wash your hands when you use the bathroom, do you?
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