Howard is correct about ONE THING....Oprah = F#CK$NG B@TSH!T CRAZY!!!!!

[IlluminatiJones]

In case you missed it and because (and you probably did because only like 1 out of 10 people in here probably listen to more than 5 minutes of the show, lmfao) I'm too lazy to cut the audio......

"You are the preeminent mistress of the universe."
"Your allure lies in the crux of the tension between hot and cool, so how do you balance that? Are you aware of that? That you're hot and you're also cool?"
"You know what I thought it was, watching you [at the Super Bowl]? I thought, "That is where art meets God."
"I always had a lot of admiration and respect for you, you know. I like dancing to the music, I like playing it when I'm working out, but after watching Life is But A Dream, I have to tell you that I came away being reminded of that line in a Maya Angelou poem that says, "You make me proud to spell my name W-O-M-A-N."
"Life is But a Dream is so great that you're not just going to be mistress of the universe, you are now BELOVED mistress of the universe."

How could I overlook the most obvious? Oprah's got a hot twat for Beyonce!

[Chuck Kongo]

I'm not sure which statement was the most INSANE of all....Oprah declaring that she-thing the "Beloved Mistress Of The Universe".....or Oprah actually claiming to "work out" while playing her music.

Lmfao...."rub one out" maybe....there's no "working out" going on with that freaking heifer....