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  1. 02-20-2013, 07:16 AM #1
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    Who will be Slippy's next PP?

    So apparently Slippy has dumped PP. Please state your case as to why Slippy should pick you as her next PP or VP (vagina provider).

    Slippy,

    I will:

    1) be nice to your kids
    2) bring you beer
    3) bang you 24/7
    4) NOT drink any of your beer
    5) take you to Red Lobster at least once a month

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  2. 02-20-2013, 07:17 AM #2
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    Will you show her boy new and improved man-like masturbation techniques
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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    no wonder she's been such a bitch lately
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    I will leave after banging her.
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  6. 02-20-2013, 07:20 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Will you show her boy new and improved man-like masturbation techniques
    Please refrain from gaying up this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    Please refrain from gaying up this thread.
    They need guidance
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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  8. 02-20-2013, 07:22 AM #8
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    I'll walk around naked and intimidate her brother with my manhood enough that he'll put some clothes on.
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  10. 02-20-2013, 07:29 AM #10
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    It's a commute, but it would be worth it to lick her until she screams and violate her until passing out from exhaustion (at least a good 5- 10 minutes).
    Major Cattitude
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apple the cat View Post
    It's a commute, but it would be worth it to lick her until she screams and violate her until passing out from exhaustion (at least a good 5- 10 minutes).
    Popeye would make the trip just to jack off with her boys
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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  12. 02-20-2013, 07:34 AM #12
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    Popeye I like you...be careful my friend.
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  14. 02-20-2013, 07:54 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Popeye would make the trip just to jack off with her boys
    Reggie, please.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    So apparently Slippy has dumped PP. Please state your case as to why Slippy should pick you as her next PP or VP (vagina provider).

    Slippy,

    I will:

    1) be nice to your kids
    2) bring you beer
    3) bang you 24/7
    4) NOT drink any of your beer
    5) take you to Red Lobster at least once a month

    That's a pretty damn sweet deal, Popeye. How big is your cock? Are you any good with home repairs? :
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    They need guidance
    I'm pretty sure they've got it "in hand".
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    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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  19. 02-20-2013, 12:39 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    That's a pretty damn sweet deal, Popeye. How big is your cock? Are you any good with home repairs? :
    Average cock size , but I like to eat pussy. So, so with home repairs.
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