Why is tommys gunt larger then his gut?
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Howard: How can they ever replace your voice?
Roger: No that's Pete
I'm with Lasorda, who the fuck is the Chinaman and why the fuck is everyone clapping for him?
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You're hanging around at the ballpark, minding your own business, and some fairy Korean guy comes dancing down the aisle...
I thought he died. My bad.
.....you know,John, I haven't had ice cream in three years. Slim Fast has now come out with these uh, um, Ice cream bars and they are great. Only 70 calories...
is there any chance that Tommy can wipe his own ass at this point?

Hey, a ballgame can last 3-4 hrs, and who wants to shit in the stadium? Tommy's prob got an adult diaper on.
When will this psy character finally realise we are laughing AT him?
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