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    Looks like I'm simply going to have to stop drinking beer.



    My brother simply won't stop stealing it. I've told him a MILLION times that I cannot afford both of our beer habits, and that since I kicked PP to the curb (who used to basically buy 2 cases a week, while drinking little of them, and my brother drank the shit out of) - he couldn't keep drinking my beer.

    I live on a tight budget. I do without, if all my bills and obligations aren't met.

    But I have it down to a science, and can afford a certain amount per week. Now - I cannot. 'Cause he drinks it all.

    I've tried hiding it, he finds it. Goddamn case froze on the back deck, in another attempt to hide it. Another huge waste of money.

    Even when I have it in the fridge, and say "NO DAVE, YOU CANNOT DRINK MY BEER" - he'll just come upstairs and grab one, and say "I'm taking another beer Lori". I do the dumb nod "okay Dave"....'cause I'm a fucking PUSSY.

    Bottomline is.....I'm paying for him to drink beer now.

    Can't afford it. Guess I just gotta stop buying it.
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    Hide the beer behind some books.

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    Switch to a brand he doesn't like.

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    Hide the bottles in his work shoes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obi Drunkenobe View Post
    Switch to a brand he doesn't like.
    I don't think that's going to stop him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obi Drunkenobe View Post
    Switch to a brand he doesn't like.
    There is no brand he doesn't like.

    I had a prescription for Lorazepam. I have anxiety attacks sometimes. 30 pills, that I'd had for 6 months.....only took one when I had to deal with a situation that I knew I was overly stressed about. He took the rest of them too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    Hide the bottles in his work shoes
    He works like a dog, makes great money.

    Shoulda wrapped his cock up a long fucking time ago though. 7 kids by 4 different women.

    Makes a shitload, and can barely afford the $100/week I charge him for a 3rd of my house.
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    I clearly need a new bad habit. Because if I don't do SOMETHING a LITTLE BIT bad......well, then I'll fucking explode and do something REALLY bad.

    I never go out. I don't gamble. I don't do drugs. The only thing slightly "out of line" that I do, is drink beer. Now, I can't do that.

    If I have to be perfectly respectable, I swear to god I'll explode.
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    I would say to hide them wherever you have your female hygiene products, but the fact that he walked up on you naked when you told him to not come up in his underwear, seems to indicate a lack of normal inhibitions, so he'd probably have little issue with going through that stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    There is no brand he doesn't like.

    I had a prescription for Lorazepam. I have anxiety attacks sometimes. 30 pills, that I'd had for 6 months.....only took one when I had to deal with a situation that I knew I was overly stressed about. He took the rest of them too.
    That sucks. The only other option I can think of off the top of my head is put a padlock on a beer storage container of some sorts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    Hide the bottles in his work shoes

    He's not blaek, is he??

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    Are you just venting or are you looking for advice?

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    I might have found just what you need.


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    Quote Originally Posted by redshirt View Post
    I would say to hide them wherever you have your female hygiene products, but the fact that he walked up on you naked when you told him to not come up in his underwear, seems to indicate a lack of normal inhibitions, so he'd probably have little issue with going through that stuff.
    Just when I think people never read my threads!!!! That really was traumatizing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Obi Drunkenobe View Post
    That sucks. The only other option I can think of off the top of my head is put a padlock on a beer storage container of some sorts.
    As sad as it is, I think I'm going to buy a cooler, and start keeping it in my bedroom. He never goes into the upstairs, where our rooms are. It's a little sad that I have to do that in my own house....but kicking him to the curb isn't an option. He's my brother.

    Quote Originally Posted by pheelios View Post
    Are you just venting or are you looking for advice?
    Pretty much just venting, phee. I'm frustrated to no end. If you have a genius idea that I haven't thought of, I would of course appreciate hearing it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    The dick? Yeah it was awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I clearly need a new bad habit. Because if I don't do SOMETHING a LITTLE BIT bad......well, then I'll fucking explode and do something REALLY bad.

    I never go out. I don't gamble. I don't do drugs. The only thing slightly "out of line" that I do, is drink beer. Now, I can't do that.

    If I have to be perfectly respectable, I swear to god I'll explode.
    you were fucking awesome when you were drinking that Fireball and posting that night.
    "On a shit-smelling subway, no less. ...I'm dedicated to my art.".....-Bye You

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obi Drunkenobe View Post
    I might have found just what you need.

    For fucks sake. Another obvious invention i didn't come up with.

    It's like wheels on luggage all over again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obi Drunkenobe View Post
    I might have found just what you need.

    But if he sees it....and asks....I STILL CAN'T SAY NO! I can be a douchebag and a fucking bitch all over the place, and I get furious and mad, but when he just asks..........I FEEL LIKE A DOUCHE IF I SAY NO. I CANNOT SAY NO TO HIM.

    I can be so efficient at being a bitch and a cunt sometimes.....but when push comes to shove, I am just not good at saying no.

    I gotta hide it. Or quit it.
    Last edited by Slippy; 02-19-2013 at 11:03 PM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by harlock View Post
    you were fucking awesome when you were drinking that Fireball and posting that night.


    This is why switching to hard liquor isn't an option for me, har! Easier to hide, but you see the side it brings out in me!
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    Wait, you kicked PP to the curb? What happened?

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