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    Stern Guest Joan Rivers might be turning lesbian. Who should she go after?














    Rivers exploring sexuality on 'Joan Knows Best?'


    Comedy legend says she has nothing to lose by turning attention to females


    By MSN TV 1 hour ago




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      "Celebrity Apprentice" winner Joan Rivers has resorted to looking for love with a woman after meeting and kissing a mystery female at a dinner party hosted by pals Lily Tomlin and Jane Lynch. The veteran comedian, who has been married twice before, makes the revelation about locking lips with a woman only known as "Shirl" during the Season 3 premiere of her reality TV show, "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?"



      In a clip from the upcoming episode, the "Fashion Police" critic is shown discussing the incident with her daughter Melissa, saying, "It's like the Katy Perry song: I kissed a girl and ... I don't know if I liked it or didn't like it." Rivers, 79, was forthcoming about exploring her new dating opportunities during an appearance on "Today" on Tuesday, insisting she has nothing to lose by turning her attentions to her fellow females. She said, "Lily Tomlin, who is my very good friend, she and Jane Lynch had a dinner party, and I met this lovely woman. At this point, all the men I go out with remind me of my father - dead ... I figured I might as well try it at this point. Maybe I've been missing something."

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    is rhyming with Orange.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    I would fuck her in the pussy, ass and mouth then cum in her eyes.

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    Some other old, attention-seeking whore with a dried-up cunt... Mindy McCready, maybe?
    Someone's colostomy bag is full...

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    Who should she go after?
    The grim reaper.

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    i would pay money to see a video of her and some other plastic hag go at it.

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    Beth

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cocksman View Post
    Beth
    But has it been determined that Beth is 100% woman?

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    This young (72) hottie

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    Wow, I hope Howard has her on at least 13 more times this year to discuss this over and over and over....

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    Quote Originally Posted by PiggyMohammad View Post
    This young (72) hottie
    I know she did all the surgery to herself. But everytime I see a photo of Jocelyn, I feel so bad for her.


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    My guess is that she's sticking within the Tribe and would go for Super Jewess Lisa Glassberg


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    at 90+ yrs old, does it really matter if she likes men, women, or cucumbers?
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Teeney View Post
    I know she did all the surgery to herself. But everytime I see a photo of Jocelyn, I feel so bad for her.

    I don't. Sure, she looks like some kind of jungle cat, but I don't think she looks that much worse than before. Honestly, if you put a gun to my head and said I had to fuck a 72-year old monster, she certainly wouldn't be at the bottom of the list.

    I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'd rather fuck a space alien than Joan Rivers.
    Someone's colostomy bag is full...

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    Betty White

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