Looks like I'm simply going to have to stop drinking beer.

**UncaDollas** · 02-20-2013, 12:01 AM

If it's any consultation to you, I wish you were my sister Slippy.

**Gwarn1** · 02-20-2013, 12:29 AM

Smuggle them into your house in your pussy! I'm sure you can fit a pony keg in there

**Ryan Lever** · 02-20-2013, 12:39 AM

Originally Posted by Slippy

My brother simply won't stop stealing it. I've told him a MILLION times that I cannot afford both of our beer habits, and that since I kicked PP to the curb (who used to basically buy 2 cases a week, while drinking little of them, and my brother drank the shit out of) - he couldn't keep drinking my beer.

I live on a tight budget. I do without, if all my bills and obligations aren't met.

But I have it down to a science, and can afford a certain amount per week. Now - I cannot. 'Cause he drinks it all.

I've tried hiding it, he finds it. Goddamn case froze on the back deck, in another attempt to hide it. Another huge waste of money.

Even when I have it in the fridge, and say "NO DAVE, YOU CANNOT DRINK MY BEER" - he'll just come upstairs and grab one, and say "I'm taking another beer Lori". I do the dumb nod "okay Dave"....'cause I'm a fucking PUSSY.

Bottomline is.....I'm paying for him to drink beer now.

Can't afford it. Guess I just gotta stop buying it.

SSi?

**Gwarn1** · 02-20-2013, 12:48 AM

Originally Posted by Ryan Lever

SSi?

Theyre in Canada you numbskull!

**Slippy** · 02-20-2013, 01:34 AM

I lost all focus on this thread.

Now I can't even afford beer next week, 'cause I had to get rid of Clutch.

**Popeye Saavedra** · 02-20-2013, 02:28 AM

Originally Posted by Slippy

I lost all focus on this thread.

Now I can't even afford beer next week, 'cause I had to get rid of Clutch.

The fuck is wrong with your brother. He's being a total dick and using you. What an asshole.

**Jack-A-Roe** · 02-20-2013, 02:44 AM

Originally Posted by Slippy

My brother simply won't stop stealing it. I've told him a MILLION times that I cannot afford both of our beer habits, and that since I kicked PP to the curb (who used to basically buy 2 cases a week, while drinking little of them, and my brother drank the shit out of) - he couldn't keep drinking my beer.

I live on a tight budget. I do without, if all my bills and obligations aren't met.

But I have it down to a science, and can afford a certain amount per week. Now - I cannot. 'Cause he drinks it all.

I've tried hiding it, he finds it. Goddamn case froze on the back deck, in another attempt to hide it. Another huge waste of money.

Even when I have it in the fridge, and say "NO DAVE, YOU CANNOT DRINK MY BEER" - he'll just come upstairs and grab one, and say "I'm taking another beer Lori". I do the dumb nod "okay Dave"....'cause I'm a fucking PUSSY.

Bottomline is.....I'm paying for him to drink beer now.

Can't afford it. Guess I just gotta stop buying it.

get a job, you're a self proclaimed marketing phenom. Work and get money so you dont need to worry about beer being the item that breaks your budget. You're welcome.

**Apple the cat** · 02-20-2013, 07:26 AM

Apple has the answer for you, Slips... get a used soda vending machine that dispenses 12oz. (355ml.) cans, and put your beer in it. Price it at a few cents over what the beer costs to pay for your time and travel to get beer. Tell your brother he can have as much beer as he has change to feed the machine- problem solved!!

**Artie Laugh** · 02-20-2013, 07:37 AM

I dont think she's going to shell out $5000 for one of those, Cat?

**stripes** · 02-20-2013, 07:40 AM

7 kids, 4 women, fuck i would have killed myself long ago

**FunnyFarm2** · 02-20-2013, 07:40 AM

This whole situation sucks. I hate seeing family members taking advantage of other family members.

**Air Florida** · 02-20-2013, 07:42 AM

Beer doesnt last long in my fridge either....thank goodness for bars...

**Apple the cat** · 02-20-2013, 07:47 AM

Originally Posted by Artie Laugh

I dont think she's going to shell out $5000 for one of those, Cat?

Prolly not, but you can find used ones on Craigslist for $650 and up refurbished. I guess it really depends on whether she wants to afford her beer or not.

**HeinousMark** · 02-20-2013, 08:01 AM

Someone, or something, has been stealing my beer, booze, and weed for years now. Almost every night I sit down to have like a couple of beers, or shots, smoke a few hits.....and the next morning there's like a 12 pack and half a pint and an eighth oz missing...... Maybe I need surveillance cameras?