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    The Artie Lange Show Listening Thread 02-14-13. Happy Valentine's Day!

    In the house bitches. So who thinks that Artie's blood sugar was out of control the other night? Maybe it wasn't drugs.

    I'm a diabetic, and when my blood sugar skyrockets, I'm lethargic, disoriented, and incoherent.


    ....or maybe I'm just on drugs
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    I'm a Southern Conservative Republican...and a Hispanic...how's that for an Oxymoron?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jessesalazarjr View Post
    In the house bitches. So who thinks that Artie's blood sugar was out of control the other night? Maybe it wasn't drugs.

    I'm a diabetic, and when my blood sugar skyrockets, I'm lethargic, disoriented, and incoherent.


    ....or maybe I'm just on drugs

    Well I was a medic in the army and am now a E.R. Nurse and I know that all the symptoms most have sited as him "using", Lethargy, Weight gain, skin itching, disorientation, are all singes of diabetes The way he scarfs down Fluffernerts, chocolate milks, and other simple carbohydrates is a wonder her doesn't go into diabetic hyperglycemic reaction on air.

    But the other experts on this forum have already decided that the only reason to tune in is to see some tragic end so they can slap hands in high five and say "I told ya so"...

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    i doesnt matter to me either way

    i like the direction of the show and find it funny and entertaining

    will be watching when i come on in 7.5 hours




    guest list for tonight?

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    But the other experts on this forum have already decided that the only reason to tune in is to see some tragic end so they can slap hands in high five and say "I told ya so"...

    ...and regrettably I'm with them^.

    But I very enjoyed your professional perspective on his symptoms. Thanks

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    I am going to believe Artie is not using until he says he is.

    I was listening to some October 2011 shows today and I do remember how, for the first 3-4 months of N&A show, Artie talked about working his program and being clean.

    He does not talk about it much any more.

    Gunnar,
    Great job on the listening thread Jess.

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    I thought last night was perfectly fine, zero issues to report and much fun was had by me. I did pick up on the whole "arties mean to mike" thing, but ever since I saw all those DirectTV clips it seems they are such good friends - Artie just likes to fuck with him because he knows Mike loves him so much, and Artie IS NOT mean to him OFF the air. Hopfully no big deal.

    "Tonight, Artie has:
    Comedian - Julian McCullough,
    4-time NBA Champion - John Salley
    Comedian - Bob Levy.
    Also, Brent Stover returns as tonight's guest host. Tune in!"

    boo guest host = more sports

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    I wonder where the international listeners/posters have been?

    Didn't we have someone from Greece, Korea and Sweden posting here a while back.

    To me Canadians do not count (they are just nicer versions of Americans but they have the best TV show ever: Trailer Park Boys).

    "Stove" is back. Please do not talk about your six-pack again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cwok View Post

    "Tonight, Artie has:
    Comedian - Julian McCullough,
    4-time NBA Champion - John Salley
    Comedian - Bob Levy.
    Also, Brent Stover returns as tonight's guest host. Tune in!"

    boo guest host = more sports
    thanks

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    Levy Again?

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    Rod from bayside is he a confirmed guest...? Didn't see him on the marquee

    Tonight, Artie has: Comedian - Julian McCullough, 4-time NBA Champion - John Salley and Comedian - Bob Levy. Also, Brent Stover returns as tonight's guest host.
    une

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    Do you think Levy will bust Fat Boy's balls?

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    Levy Again?
    Every time Levy is on, it seems like Artie likes to really embarrass the piss out of him.

    Do you think tonight may be the night Levy turns the tables, and pisses off Artie over his wednesday night meltdown?.

    I am sure Levy either saw the video with his own 2 eyes , or someone who did relayed what happened.

    Would be funny to see Artie sweat/squirm/stutter, just a little more, trying to explain his morbid behavior.


    This could be 1 interesting show, unless the execs have warned Levy not to bring anything up about the adventures of Artie from the other night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodney21a View Post
    Well I was a medic in the army and am now a E.R. Nurse and I know that all the symptoms most have sited as him "using", Lethargy, Weight gain, skin itching, disorientation, are all singes of diabetes The way he scarfs down Fluffernerts, chocolate milks, and other simple carbohydrates is a wonder her doesn't go into diabetic hyperglycemic reaction on air.

    But the other experts on this forum have already decided that the only reason to tune in is to see some tragic end so they can slap hands in high five and say "I told ya so"...
    Was this before or after you were Gunnar?

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    Wow at people trying to pretend Artie's not on drugs. I hope he finds a way to stop and I'm not watching to see tragedy, but come on, it's pretty obvious. He didn't have lethargy; he had pupils that were totally pinned, inability to remember his own show's phone number and guest host's name (at the beginning of the show by the way, before the "chocolate milk") and couldn't even stand up without nodding off. Let's hope he sobers up and not just close our eyes and create alternate realities.

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    Brent Stover is in Smack because he has "pinned" pupils too...


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    These point/counterpoint discussions on Artie are great for the forum. I hope we can all respect each others right to express an opinion no matter how passionately we may disagree with it.
    I'm a Southern Conservative Republican...and a Hispanic...how's that for an Oxymoron?

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    Show time!!!
    I'm a Southern Conservative Republican...and a Hispanic...how's that for an Oxymoron?

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    Is this a repeat? Tuning in and Brent is telling the Nawlins story again

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    Some girl from the Ivory Coast. That retard made me

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    Artie: Is she a pirate?? LOL
    I'm a Southern Conservative Republican...and a Hispanic...how's that for an Oxymoron?

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    Vday with bochetti girl stories. This is great

    Why are you baking me a cake ohhh

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