New Stern Contest Send in Best new Theme Song $5000 prize

**Teeney** · 02-19-2013, 07:51 AM

Just heard commercial. Money is sponsored by dollar shave club. See those long meetings really paid off. Groundbreaking entertainment .

Do any of you Dawgs have any good theme songs in mind?

**ohmicah** · 02-19-2013, 07:54 AM

A re-work of Steve Miller's, ''Take The Money and Run".

**Mr Fantastic** · 02-19-2013, 08:03 AM

**The Cocksman** · 02-19-2013, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by Teeney

Just heard commercial. Money is sponsored by dollar shave club. See those long meeting really paid off. Groundbreaking entertainment .

Do any of you Dawgs have any good theme songs in mind?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEz...etailpage#t=7s

**jyanks** · 02-19-2013, 08:10 AM

No more "Tortured Man"????

**Teeney** · 02-19-2013, 08:11 AM

Originally Posted by jyanks

No more "Tortured Man"????

Don't you mean "Tortured Fans"

**Teeney** · 02-19-2013, 08:13 AM

Originally Posted by Mr Fantastic

I owe you a rep

**nicksgt** · 02-19-2013, 08:14 AM

when i hear the show needs a new theme song all i can hear in my head is "europe"

**FSFN** · 02-19-2013, 08:17 AM

Only thing that pops up is the line from Dire Straits "Money for Nothing" .... "That faggot is a millionaire"

**Teeney** · 02-19-2013, 08:19 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg

Jimmy Soul- If you want to be happy

**MobyDick** · 02-19-2013, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by Teeney

Don't you mean "Tortured Fans"

And thus is born a song parody idea" "I'm a tortured fan... I'm a tortured fan.... I can't believe what has happened to this man." etc. listing all of 'evolved' Howard's traits in the verses.

**Ruffypup** · 02-19-2013, 08:28 AM

**Teeney** · 02-19-2013, 08:31 AM

Originally Posted by MobyDick

And thus is born a song parody idea" "I'm a tortured fan... I'm a tortured fan.... I can't believe what has happened to this man." etc. listing all of 'evolved' Howard's traits in the verses.

Hey Moby- if you win I want half the profits. I will sue, we have a contract.

**GaryPuppet** · 02-19-2013, 08:36 AM

I nominate Zoo Za Zoo as the new theme song for the new and improved Howard Stern Show.

**Teeney** · 02-19-2013, 08:45 AM

ABBA- Money Money Money
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uP0sC_s5EfE

**Icculus** · 02-19-2013, 09:05 AM

**PiggyMohammad** · 02-19-2013, 09:31 AM

I'll send in this one...

Rockstar hair, I love when they talk about me
Got to smile, when Toni wax hair with me
I want some hair, and I want a lot
It might look real, but that's where it stops

ohhhh
That wig ain't a part of me
No, that wig ain't a part of me
I said no, that wig ain't a part of me
No, that wig ain't a part of me
I said no, that wig ain't a part of me
No, that wig ain't a part of me
I said no, that wig ain't a part of me
No, that wig ain't a part of-part of-part of me

I like L.D., I'm lovin' the style he wear
Hes almost bald, but for hairsystems he dont care
I wanna cry, and throw away my pride
But its to late, I'll wear the wig 'till I'm eighty five

ohhhh
That wig ain't a part of me....

**Guts83** · 02-19-2013, 09:52 AM

On my phone but

pink Floyd: money

**Mike in Houston** · 02-19-2013, 10:38 AM

Is Tortured Man what they are replacing? I would replace American Nightmare since he is certainly not that anymore. Replace it with "I'm a big pussy who loves the cock".