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    Is Taylor Swift actually hot enough to overlook her hideous music and.....

    .....whiny juvenile high school songs (she's fucking 23!) about her ex-boyfriends and her kind of strange awkward body?



    I don't get it. Howard says she's like a "supermodel" who can sing, lmfao. She's "cute". That's about it. She looks like a fucking elf or something. I've never seen a picture of her where her body doesn't look "odd", I'm not sure if she's finished puberty yet at age 23....





    Now this below is worth putting up with the horrible music and dumb songs and yes it is mostly about the tits, of course it's about the tits....some of you inexplicably act like there's something strange or wrong about that....Taylor Swift....cute but no.....




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    I always thought Taylor Swift looked mousey until I thought she was cunty now she is both

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    Taylor Swift has looked better in some recent photos, like this one. She looks a bit like Charlize Theron


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    She's cute, but not hot. Every non-physical thing about her is a turnoff. There's a reason why she's been dumped by 18 guys in the last 14 months.
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    those long bangs make her look dumb, Michelle Obama too

    it only works for Katy Perry for some reason, she had that Betty Page look

    makes me think of Gary's low forehead, kinda neanderthal

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    Not even close

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    ^she looks swift sometimes

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    I want to fondle katy's berries

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    Taylor Swift? She's cute in a Tom-boy kinda way.. VERY pretty face..

    I prefer Avril Lavigne.. always found her yummy.



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    How many young artists write, sing and perform all of there own music? That is what makes her apparent gawkiness, attractive. She is a genuine artist with the appeal of a regular girl.
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    She is the cookie cutter young, blond, very tall thin girl. She is what Howard thinks is the definition of beauty. She has been dumped by so many men in such a short span of time. Something can't be right with her.

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    i like skinny girls but she's not even in the ballpark of sexy. looks like a goofy kid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Kongo View Post
    .....whiny juvenile high school songs (she's fucking 23!) about her ex-boyfriends and her kind of strange awkward body?



    I don't get it. Howard says she's like a "supermodel" who can sing, lmfao. She's "cute". That's about it. She looks like a fucking elf or something. I've never seen a picture of her where her body doesn't look "odd", I'm not sure if she's finished puberty yet at age 23....





    Now this below is worth putting up with the horrible music and dumb songs and yes it is mostly about the tits, of course it's about the tits....some of you inexplicably act like there's something strange or wrong about that....Taylor Swift....cute but no.....



    Yep smoking hot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teeney View Post
    She is the cookie cutter young, blond, very tall thin girl. She is what Howard thinks is the definition of beauty. She has been dumped by so many men in such a short span of time. Something can't be right with her.
    Silver dime post.

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    Sexy women have curves damnit. Taylor has no curves.
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    I guess that makes sense coming from someone who states that his non-shitting 105 pound size 13 foot wife is also a "supermodel".

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    Enlightened men should realize there's more to life than a woman's looks. Think of the great life you could have with a rich, successful woman like Taylor Swift. Women get old, look like shit without makeup, and few have a perfect body, but when Taylor buys you a 201" tv, she'd be as hot as hell.

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    3 dressed up as 9 with a load of John Mayers DNA in her pooper.

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    That's some tucchus, Robin!
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